Cumber-Stumpin'

the act, by a male, of placing a cucumber in his pants to give off the appearance of having a large penis.

OR...

the act, by a woman, of placing a cucumber in her pants to deceive others into thinking she is a man or has undergone a sex-change operation

(not to be confused with pickle-dick)

Bro, I always pick up Hooters waitress' when I'm cumber-stumpin'!

Fred: "Woah, is that a man or a woman?!"
Me: "Probably just some lesbo-bitch cumber-stumpin."

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by hamsterqueef October 20, 2011

Cumber Sunday dinner

The cucumber Sunday dinner defines someone who the average person would call a “nonce” this person at some point has experienced a Brittany spears mental breakdown and now spends his time in the bedroom listening to Lewis Capaldi

Can’t wait for me grannie to make me a cucumber Sunday dinner

by Matty Ayre April 7, 2020

Cumber batch

A bitch a nicer way of calling someone a bitch
So you don’t get in trouble

Can you take out the garbage?
Ok you cumber batch

by Yeti Vendetti November 13, 2021

Cumber Collective

The false fandom name for fans of Benedict Cumberbatch. The name fans use who are too embarrassed to use the correct term, Cumberbitches. This falsification of dedication for the amazing Benedict Cumberbath by using this incorrect name shows that they really aren't that big of fans in the first place.

Did you say you were part of the Cumber Collective? You can leave now, we don't want your kind here. The Cumberbitches have spoken.

by HoneyYouShouldSeeMeInACrown December 26, 2013

cumber nugget

i small nugget of a penis

she ate my cumber nugget

by biggie melo October 8, 2022

Cooch-Cumber

When a Female's vagina is too tight; thus forcing her to purposely stretch it out using a cucumber.

Francesca: Did you finally have sex with Tim?
Evelyn: No, he was too big!
Francesca: Well you better use that Cooch-Cumber again...
Evelyn: Good idea!

by 69rugmuncher69 February 21, 2015

cute cumber

What you call a person when they're extremely adorable

You could be my cute cumber ;)

by Red smoke November 17, 2014