Cruton

Your relationship went cruton shortly after is began.
by blueeyes181 February 28, 2016
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Crutoned

a french saying when someone inserts a french baguette into either the vagina or anus
Sarah got crutoned the other day and said it was a experience of a lifetime
by lilahking July 09, 2022
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crutonous fuck

When your cracker friend can’t say the N-word but has keys to the BBQ.
Bro, my homeboy Todd is coming to the cookout this weekend.

Who? Oh that Crutonous Fuck, yeah bro for sure, he’s family.
by Riddikuluslessness December 12, 2023
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