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Ghetto Croutons

Seen at your typical road-side diner or coffee shop: crushing a pack of saltine crackers still in the wrapper, then carefully opening the pack and sprinkling the bits and crumbs over your greens. This is generally done after a light dusting of pepper and dressing has been added to your side salad.
Customer to Waitress:
Flo, you seem to have forgotten the imported, seasoned bread croutons atop my mixed green salad.

Waitress to Customer:
Jerome, have you lost your damn mind? This ain't no fine-dining establishment! Grab your ass some of them saltine crackers at the table and leave me alone fool.

Customer to Waitress:
Don't try to pass them Ghetto Croutons off on me!
by MTF February 15, 2009
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Love croutons

Man my baby was tossing my salad and eating the hell out of my love croutons.
by A. Carrington October 13, 2018
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croutons

French for "we dry bread and cut it up into little pieces that people like to put in salad"
Nous croutons le pain tous le jours.
by NiCocaCola November 24, 2010
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Cruton

Someone whose eyes twitch when you mention the word potato.
Dude. Jackie's a cruton.
by Dude April 8, 2004
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anal croutons

The crusty dried poop left behind after whipping the poop out of your anus.
"Dude, that Indian girl had the most nutty anal croutons ever!"
by Sir licks a lot May 13, 2014
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Cruton

noun. (croo'-tun) Alternate name for Trans-Neptunian objects (TNOs), a planetoid composed of ice and frozen space cement: possibly a corruption of the words "Tons of Crud" combined with assonance on "Pluto". See Pluton definition 2.
Clyde Tombaugh discovered the first of the Crutons at Lowell Observatory in 1930. It was named named Pluto, a planet, though it fell short of being the more massive Planet X he sought.
by MexicoDoug August 17, 2006
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cruton

1. A small piece of dried bread found in salads.

2. A word to describe a guy with really cool, flippy dark hair that's pretty crazy.
1. FRICK, I just ate a cruton.
2. Look, Arturo's cruton!
by MLIA!!! March 21, 2010
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