unconscious coupling

To go out, drink yourself into oblivion, then end up getting it on with someone without any recollection of how it all happened.

After the divorce, Chris went out, drank a litre of vodka and woke up, hungover, in a strange house with a naked woman. He'd clearly been unconscious coupling again.

by TheLittleBear May 14, 2014

coupling

The homosexual act of two uncircumcised men sliding their foreskins over each others.

Coupling,kind of like sliding your sweater sleves over one another.

by truepigdog April 18, 2007

crapling crap

what a meathead says when something is very very crappy

this food is the worst crapling crap I've ever had. or better yet that chics booty is crapling crap

by wildbriar shore April 11, 2011

Crumling

Crumling. Pronounced 'Krum-ling'.

-Noun
1) The bit behind your knee.

Upper Crumling. Pronounced 'Upp-er Krum-ling'

-Noun
1) The bit on the opposite side from your elbow.

"My Crumling is sweating like a hoor's fud"

"My Upper Crumling is itchy as fuck"

by Tam1989 August 4, 2009

coupling

lots of group sex going together hooking up, etc.

after i saw that hottie at the bar, and my dick went like really high,my friends said we were gonna be coupling

by sexpot January 25, 2003

self coupling

The idiotic made up term someone uses to describe their self when in truth, they are just too conceited to admit that they are incapable of loving another, so they give up and dignify their loneliness by "deciding" to remain alone.

That idiot, Emma Watson, loves herself so much, there's no room for anyone else in her heart but herself. She's self coupling...with...well...herself...(her and her partner must burn through dildos like a normal couple goes through condoms!)

by Lonesentry December 6, 2019

cripling

its when a guy is crippling

gay boy : hi im gay
me: thats cripling

by borkissupercool January 7, 2017