Crucifixion

In the specific circumstantial case of Jesus Christ second coming,

Crucify- Forever respected, appreciated and compensated for the torture endured by the former term of crucifixion.
Christian: Hey Jesus how’s ya crucifixion treating you?

Jesus: “Yeah it’s pretty rad being the lord in heaven and all, just had to come visit a second time to make sure you all behave.

Jesus: Father into your hands I commit my spirit to party! I mean why not, in gods name we war? we kill? We continuously try to bury the notion that god exists through the ages? If god graced us with free will we might as well make a party of life. Im certain our father wants us to enjoy our life we are given.”

Christian: F*ck I love you Jesus
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Correct Crucifixion

A sexual position in which a guys pleasures four girls at once by laying on his back in a crucifixion like pose: two girls sit on his hands while he fingers them, one sits on his face and receives oral sex, and the last rides him in cowgirl.
The guy went upstairs to the bedroom with four women to perform the correct crucifixion.
by Cbat Rhythm King March 7, 2024
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Crucifixion Snatch

To have intercourse with a hole in a persons body caused by crucifixion
Man my girlfriend and I had a satanic ritual, so we had some hot Crucifixion Snatch sex afterwards
by GodlyMammoth April 6, 2017
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