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nick crompton

A renowned poet from the city of England, a fashion lord - his collar stay poppin and a rap legend. nick crompton has replaced the word god so now when you refer to our lord you use the phrase nick crompton
by nickcromptonismygod October 21, 2018
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Mr Crompton

1. (Noun) An aging tracksuit wearing hermit infamous for trapping unwaring young people in a freezing stare and "treating" to horrible, boring tales of sodomy.

Believed to be based on the main character from Coolidge's "The Ancient Mariner" he is infact based on the nightmares of young children.

Copying the behaviour of humans he has observed Crompton attempts to make places for people to live but he fails beacuse he is shit.

2. (Verb) Doing a headstand while having your prostrate glands manipulated with a large kipper.

3. -'ed'(Adjective) To roll around in shit for a year and pay £1000 for the privelage.
1.

Sandra: "Thanks to Mr Crompton I know how much blood should be in a healthy stool sample"

Elaine: "Thanks to Mr Crompton I know the stress tolerance of inferior wood against my back."

Sandra: "Thats what I said"

2. A fat lass tried to give me a Mr Crompton last night, she tried to dominate me.

3. I got (Mr) Cromptoned now I chew the wrappers off Iceland casseroles for food, but if I prop the wrappers against the wall they reduce the risk of cave ins.
by The Wedding Guest April 9, 2010
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nick crompton

a renowned poet from the city of England, a fashion icon and overall god. - his collar stay poppin

note: the word God has been changed to Nick Crompton out of respect to his lordliness
by nickcromptonismygod October 21, 2018
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Nick Crompton

Nick Crompton is a very silly boy who eats way too much his collar always stays poppin' we all know he can rap and is not from compton this boy believes england is his city and also believes without team 10 the usa would be shitty. He always passes it to chance because apparently they stay litty. Lol
that boy Nick Crompton who believes england is a city is fat!
by Cityofengland12 April 18, 2018
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Nick Crompton

Person A: "Hey is that Nick Crompton?"
Person 🅱️: "Yeah! His collar is poppin' today isn't it?"
by Wimblebimble April 19, 2018
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Nick Crompton

The meme god that living england as his city
Someone : What city did you live?
Nick Crompton : England!
Someone : Haha no you're retarded.
by _T3HC0MPT3R_ August 23, 2017
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Crompton

Your light in shining armor, silently fans away your worries with just the right kind of warmth

Dressed in blue, always there for you.
There'll always be a spark between us... ;)
You know you have found the one when they're like Crompton!
by Anonymous9274875t8734 November 24, 2021
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