cristiano ronaldo 

Fit, gorge, amazing Portuguese footie player...best of the best. Euro Cup...need I say more? I think not.

Damn, Ronaldo has skill!

cristiano ronaldo by Hellish November 13, 2004

Cristiano Ronaldo 

One of the biggest cheats in football. However, is very talented when he's not rolling around on the floor, begging for free kicks or penaltys. Despite contrary beliefe, he is not THAT attractive and frequently gets a full body wax. He is also known for desperatly attempting to get players for the opposition sent off.

Ted: Look, Fred! Cristiano Ronaldo's on the floor again after tripping over thin air!

Fred: It's a shame he brings his huge ego onto the pitch with him. I don't know how he gets his big head through the tunnel :/

Cristiano Ronaldo by MyWay. November 3, 2008

Cristiano ronaldo 

A nancy-boy football player from portugal, currently enemy #1 in england, cos' of a wink (You know what i mean) soon to be killed by Wayne Rooney

In my opinion that Cristiano Ronaldo is a proper cunt

Cristiano ronaldo by David Bayliss July 4, 2006

cristiano ronaldo 

A shit, overrated football player. Also a soft-arse foreign pussy.

Cristiano Ronaldo take it up the arse.

cristiano ronaldo by Bah November 15, 2004

Cristiano Ronaldo 

Portuguese "soccer" player. The World mutally hates him and knows that he is the biggest douchebag alive.

The World:We hate you Cristiano Ronaldo, you're a douche and we all hope you suffer a career ending injury very soon.

Cristiano Ronaldo by yenih2 July 8, 2009

cristiano ronaldo 

cristiano ronaldo is by far the most hottest and best soccer player i have seen. although he is called a cheat and was booed in this years FIFA world cup by english fans for the rooney stomping on some guys balls thing he is still so hott and still such a good player!

he is called a pussy or is called homosexual by people namely guys because they are just jealous that girls are all over him! he cries yes i know but that is what makes him so cute!!

so in short: CRISTIANO RONALDO IS THE MOST HOTTEST AND BEST SOCCER PLAYER EVER AND I LOVE HIM!

Cristiano Ronaldo is so hot!

cristiano ronaldo by ILOVERONALDO July 11, 2006

Cristiano Ronaldo 

Douche

Pretends he's hurt when nobody even came near him.
But has some skill when it comes to soccer

Dude why are you crying on the ground no one even touched you, stop copying Cristiano Ronaldo.

Cristiano Ronaldo by ,./ December 17, 2008