by Kyle peterson May 10, 2015
"Si! Si! Si! Ohhh, SIIIIII!!!" -Sounds from working up the power to cream-filling the donut, most preferably from the donut holder
by d4mn3d 5old13r April 28, 2006
An asshole that has sperm :
- Covering it
- Oozing from it
- Dripping from it
- Fingered from it
- Licked from it
- Covering it
- Oozing from it
- Dripping from it
- Fingered from it
- Licked from it
"I think she's 'the one' Momma!!"
-That's wonderful dear, she reminds me alot of myself at her age - However did you know?
"When she begged me to munch her 'Chocolate and Cream Dick Donut' while she was workin away on my dishes and loading the front loader.. I only wish her Chocolate and Cream Dick Donut was as half as chocolaty and creamy as yours always is Momma"
- Awww.. You must be so very hungry dear , here's something for you to eat!
-That's wonderful dear, she reminds me alot of myself at her age - However did you know?
"When she begged me to munch her 'Chocolate and Cream Dick Donut' while she was workin away on my dishes and loading the front loader.. I only wish her Chocolate and Cream Dick Donut was as half as chocolaty and creamy as yours always is Momma"
- Awww.. You must be so very hungry dear , here's something for you to eat!
by DRiZZ KiD September 04, 2016
by Upa popo July 19, 2017
Fucking a mutilated thigh gap of a pasty complexioned young woman till a frothy mixture of man-cream and raspberry red blood fills the tunnel produced in the doughy flesh.
"Karen was such a basic yoga bitch of a white girl, I just had to hate fuck her."
"Did you give her a split cream donut?"
"You know it!"
"Did you give her a split cream donut?"
"You know it!"
by Vari the Vampire November 07, 2023
You jerk off into your belly button and a chick takes the shot of jizz out with her tongue, much like licking the cream out of a donut
by the_truth May 07, 2014
by Oinklet August 06, 2022