cream of corn

(v) when giving a bj after recently ingesting corn and the suction pulls the remaining kernels from the teeth so when he jizzes, you are also forced to swallow corn

Smashley: It was so sweet that he made corn on the cob for din, but then he cream of corned me.

Spitter: Girl, you let him maize you and didn't throw?

Smashley: Spitters are quitters.

by Smashley R TR August 10, 2010

creamy corn twister

1. When a guy masturbates with both hands using a reverse Australian grip while simultaneously using a twisting motion.

2. Giving a girl anal sex, ejaculating in her anus while providing a twisting motion so as to leave a Dairy Queen ice cream style loop as you exit. This takes great skill and a proper diet.

Dude- I gave that (Chicken-head) a Creamy Corn Twister for her birthday, now the bitch won't stop texting me!

by MSgt September 15, 2013

cherry cream corndog

(The girl must have eaten corn for this) When banging a girl on her period then do anal until you cum and she shits on your dick, then have her suck it off.

She was on her period and had eaten corn yesterday so I gave her the cherry cream corndog for dinner!

by TyAl October 21, 2015

cream corned

To end a friendship

I haven't heard from Bill in three weeks--I think he cream corned me.

by Mike Mancada August 22, 2008

creams my corn!

annoys me!

It just creams my corn!

It really annoys me! Bothers me!

by marcia farinas January 13, 2011

whatever creams your corn

another phrase that means whatever you prefer, are into, makes you happy, works for you, etc...

Big game hunter: "Dude, that girl is HOT!"
Wingman: "She's like 300lbs...but whatever creams your corn - get on it."

by urbaniam August 27, 2011

Creams My Corn

When something pisses you off so much it is about as bad as ordering corn, and getting creamed corn instead of regular corn (also usable in paste tense as creamed my corn)

Dang, when I got shot in the stomach that really Creams my corn

by Waje Watermeloned February 21, 2019