crapsterbait

The act of masturbation on the toilet while taking a crap at the same time.

I walked in on my son crapsterbaiting. I didnt know if I sould be mortified or proud

by fresh55 July 29, 2014

crappeteria

This is an appropriate abbreviation of "School Cafeteria" which encompasses the green beans in the jello, the mystery meat, and the raisin pot pies, all of which are not very palatable. You could say it's the school cafeteria, but why not use a better word, "crappeteria."

I thought of this thinking of a word that is already in use, "cinemuck" to describe the crud that collects on the floor in a theater.

"Dude, let's go out for lunch ! There's no reason to eat in the crappeteria if we don't have to."

by dw817 October 6, 2015

crapmaster

anybody named francis

Where is crapmaster?

by Anonymous August 25, 2003

Crapster

Someone who levels up faster than most people to the point of almost speedrunning.

Dude 1: I gotta level up to beat that boss dude.
Dude 2: Just do a crapster my guy

Dude 1: How is that guy level 57? Wasn't he level 3 like Yesterday?
Dude 2: Yeah but I think he did a crapster

by Punk04 January 19, 2021

Crapster

Crapster is a surname, or last name. It can also be a place name as in the "Crapster Family Cemetery" in Howard Co., MD.

Crapster is a surname in my Colonial American family of Maryland and New Jersey. My great grandmother's maiden name was Florence Warfield Crapster (1864-1925). Florence's surname has been traced back to her great great grandparents, Ruliff & Abigel Crapster of Maryland and New Jersey. Ruliff and Abigel Crapster were most likely from the Netherlands.
At the present time I have several living relatives across America with the last name of Crapster.
In the 1800's some members of the family changed the "p" to a "b" and now spell their last name as "Crabster".
The "Crapster" and " Crabster" names appears many times in the official US Census from 1790 to the present day.

by R. W Faber March 19, 2008

Craposterous

A hybrid of crappy and presposterous. When something is both ridiculously unbelievable and terribly bad.

Man: Guess what I did the other day?
Woman: I don't know, tell me.
Man: I pooped in the backyard and then fed it to my cat, and he ate it!
Woman: No way! That's craposterous!

by lana63 April 26, 2009

crapster

a replacement for oh snap, crap, shit. Showing disappointment (1), forgetfullness (2), other?(3)

(1) Crapster I got a C on the science test.
(2) I forgot my homework crapsterz*.
(3) crapsterz* (randomness!)

*Crapster and Crapsterz is the same word, except for the added z at the end. Pronounced Crap-ster-z.

by Coach is to dye for! December 5, 2005