craparia

The resonating echos of a thunderous bowel movement; inevitably when one wishes to remain discreet, such as when one is in his new girlfriend's apartment, or a public facility, or what have you.

"I walked in the bathroom without knocking. It sounded like a craparia going on in there!" I thought she was so proper and polite, but she's fecking repulsive! I can't continue seeing her! Smelled like someone was gutting a pheasant!"

by Cock Johnson December 6, 2007

Craterian

Smoother than smooth. The softest thing you might feel, feels almost like you're touching velvet. Feeling of the untroubled sleek skin. Oh so lustrous.

Andrew: Did you feel Nicole's legs!?
Daniel: No?
Andrew: They were so dang craterian.

Daniel: ooooh..(;

by Captain John. August 25, 2013