ANAL-CRANIAL INVERSION SYNDROME

A chronic condition by which the physical connections between the buttocks and head are reversed, causing fecal material to spew from the mouth. Conventional treatments include wiring the jaws shut or the prompt use of a gag ball.

ACIS is more harmful to those coming in contact with the ACIS person than the ACIS person him/herself. Even casual contact results in looks of disbelief, screaming and the uncontrolable urge to place one's hands over one's ears and yell "Make it stop". Family and friends living with an ACIS patient are advised to wear ear plugs, or in more extreme cases, to drive shiskabob spears through their ears.

Not to be confused with having Head-Up-Assitisis or Asshatoses.

President Bush displayed symptoms of Anal-Cranial Inversion Syndrome at his last interview when he spoke about his legacy.

by radfringe December 20, 2008

Ass Canal

When a girl has such a fat ass that you can't hit it from behind.

That space between the cheek to the pussy.

Guy: Lemme hit it from behind.
Girl: ok

Guy: Oh shit
Girl: what's wrong
Guy: Your ass canal is so long my dick can't reach
Girl: Yeah my ass is huge, I have a 5 inch ass canal.
Girl: You can hit it from the front I guess
Guy: nah it's not the same
The End

by Tall Grim April 21, 2017

Cramalot

A place of storage that is overflowing or crowded with collected items that one may or may not ever use again.
(mostly used in referral to a remote storage building or area)

I need to go to my Cramalot to find some winter clothes but it so full of stuff that it will take me at least an hour to find the right box

by Quilly the Porcupine April 29, 2009

Cranialrectalectomy

The surgical removal of ones head from their ass. With excessive amounts of pain.

That guy needs to get a cranialrectalectomy!

by GreatTesticlese December 27, 2010

cranial rectal inversion

The act of having your head up your ass.

"Are you really that stupid? You must be suffering from a cranial rectal inversion. What a dumb-ass."

by BRAUCHWURST April 19, 2003

carnal

Adjective used as vocative to denote affection, either real of fake. Abbreviation of "primo carnal" which is first cousin in Spanish, to denote that you consider the other person as part of your close family.

YOU: ¿Quiubo, carnal?

YOUR BUDDY: Aquí no más, esperando a mi morra.

by TOTESDUMPKFE May 12, 2021

crandled

verb: to make a huge mistake. to fuck up. to shit the bed.

Joe won't get the big promotion because he totally crandled that report his boss asked him to do.

by happy hour annie July 24, 2016