A close cousin to the dingleberry, butt crack barnacles involve small fecal matters that cling to the equator of anal shrubbery during the defecation process. Such large-scale delinquent turds have most often been cited in the human male species, although felines and canines are often privy to butt crack barnacles as well.
"I thought that Daisy's litter box needed to be fumigated, but turned it out was just my butt crack barnacles."
by Killface Jarvis February 25, 2009
Get the Butt crack barnaclemug. Someone who wears tight or revealing clothing that exposes their butt crack to the world. Sometimes, they do it intentionally and other times it's by accident. butt, ass, butt crack, ass crack, booty, heavy duty booty
The lady was wearing low hanging pants and a g-string, trying to be sexy. She committed the sin of releasing a butt crack attack.
by joecoolthefool January 20, 2016
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by LifelongVol October 27, 2009
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by Emmy November 25, 2003
Get the butt crack-of-dawnmug. A weird guy that has a huge butt crack and kidnaps kids making them go inside his buttcrack where he keeps them
by Jonson McNally November 23, 2019
Get the Butt crack billymug. by Miizure October 24, 2009
Get the butt crack soupmug. Person 1: "Why did white people make the Native Americans move to Oklahoma?"
Person 2: "Because Oklahoma is the butt crack of America."
Person 2: "Because Oklahoma is the butt crack of America."
by Meanpie November 18, 2016
Get the butt crack of Americamug.