Crackerphobia

When you are afraid of all the crackers aka white people because they are always shooting up schools.

Guy 1: Why do you crackerphobia?
Guy 2: Because hunter shot up the school

by gangbanghangtang May 21, 2019

crackerboxing

1) a word used as a metaphor for what adolescents can do at a dance that would not be acceptable for neither childrens nor jesus

2) when you dance in a very dirty fashion around a white person in a box

1) lars our new friend and counselor telling us not to do any crackerboxing

2) our favorite activity at CLH

by wtfispseudonymbitch June 17, 2012

crackadoodle

a juvenile refence to the intergluteal cleft, aka butt crack

Hey, don't go near the crackadoodle.

by UnknowninDallas January 12, 2021

Crackerdakalaphalous

It killed the niggasuarus in a knife fight went extict because of the lolersaurus laser

the Crackerdakalaphalous will kill the niggasaurus

by niggasaurus lover January 19, 2023

crackerdog

crazy, psycho. to be off one's rocker in a particualarly locomotive, active, or athletic way. May give off an impression of specific, albeit insane, motivation. one sandwich short of a picnic; having misplaced one's marbles. Having gone totally beyond the realm of reason. see also batshit.

my boss went completely crackerdog this morning - the stress is really getting to him.

by zz January 16, 2004

Crackerbox

A vag pitufully devoid of moisture.

When I was over at your dad's house I tried to stuff it in Jen's hairy snizz. Thing wouldn't budge and I got the sensation of dragging my eye down a chalk board. So I go down to spit on it and right when I open my mouth she queefs a sandstorm. Considering how oily Jen's skin and hair are she has the worst crackerbox I've ever tasted!

by Scrunthole June 17, 2018

Crackadooskie

a person that ridiculously does something obnoxious out of stupidity

dammit schuster you fucken crackadooskie you ate the whole sheet of acid

by NA DOG January 12, 2011