Louisiana crack pipe

when a male has an erect penis and bends it down while the female is on her back with her vagina facing up. the male then does squats into the female.
i need to hit that Louisiana crack pipe!
by mr chichi May 05, 2010
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Crack Pipe

Being a Butt Wiser is the act of becoming a real wise-cracker and smart-ass through the act of smoking a glass crack pipe through your booty. You will then become known as both a pipe cracker and a crack piper, interchangeably.
"If you're begging for my root, I am afraid you'll rutabaga me booty. If you chew and swallow rutabagas, they will end up in your doodie. If you smoke a smart-ass crack pipe out of your booty, you'll be a butt wiser inside the crack piper of the mind's doodie."
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 04, 2023
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Crack Pipe

When you pipe her down like a beast & she inadvertently gets addicted/obsessed with u/ur libido
Aye yo, that boy re- arranged my guts so good I caught myself catching feels... Must be that crack pipe 🤷 ♂️
by hellakellerd November 06, 2019
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Crack Pipe

You wanna use some Carmex or Chapstick on those Crack Pipes homie?
by BTGSOLDIEROFYHVH February 10, 2019
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