Crabtree Committee

That group of women (every guy has at least one) who wish they could get bridal for a guy, but percieved life circumstances prevent them from pursuing the goal, so they talk trash about said guy or try to stonewall him socially. A variation of the cock block squad.

Innocent Girl#1: "Wow, look at Big Marty's Pimp Aura! He's dreamy!"

Crabtree Committe Member#1: "What? Didn't you hear he's a faggot? What planet are you from you fat redhead bitch? Bow down to your new Cunt Nazi!!!"

Innocent Girl#1: "Um, yes... I like Paris Hilton. He's just another dumb asshole Nelly loving Nigger. Thank you Miss, may I have another.(groan)..."

by See you on the field September 5, 2005

Crabtree

A hermit crab that travels long distances between islands.

Yo, look its a crabtree on a journey.

by hot_tuna_sandwhich April 8, 2009

crabtree

A girl who chugs beer to be funny or make a joke.

Dude that Crabtree just totally drank all my Honeymoon beer and thinks it's funny... So uncool!

by Tyler Gladior August 11, 2009

Crabtree

A major fuck boy that no one likes.

Crabtree is a major fuck boy species.

by Your non-friends:) March 29, 2020

Crabtree

means dick.

Man has a big Crabtree

by anonymous December 9, 2020

Crabtree

A massive fat cunt

Max u are a crabtree

by Polish6284 January 21, 2021

Crabtree

A tree that produces crabs

I am going to plant a crabtree now

by Willy johnson esquire April 19, 2023