An individual who approaches someone's desk or workstation in a work environment almost immediately after sending them an email, usually to confirm that the email has been received.
Bill: I just sent you an email. Did you get it?
Mike: Probably, I haven't checked.
Bill: Can you check?
Mike: Uh yeah, looks like I got it.
Bill: Thoughts?
Mike: My immediate thoughts are you're an email courier and a douchebag.
Mike: Probably, I haven't checked.
Bill: Can you check?
Mike: Uh yeah, looks like I got it.
Bill: Thoughts?
Mike: My immediate thoughts are you're an email courier and a douchebag.
by Jock Tam July 28, 2009
Get the email courier mug.When you finna get roasted and you got nothing else to say, you hit them with a cheap ass line ending with the words "get counter-roasted".
by Spergy Merbles November 4, 2015
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"From where you're kneeling it must seem like an 18-carat run of bad luck.
Truth is...the game was rigged from the start"
The name Courier is what the the main character, good or evil, is referred to by the NPCs of Fallout: New Vegas, and is the default name the player character is given at the start of the game. The Courier is known by many deeds however the player chooses but is most notably known for surviving a 9mm round to the head.
Ulysses, a character in the plot of Fallout: New Vegas' DLC "Lonesome Road", also refers to the courier as not just the courier but also as courier 6
Truth is...the game was rigged from the start"
The name Courier is what the the main character, good or evil, is referred to by the NPCs of Fallout: New Vegas, and is the default name the player character is given at the start of the game. The Courier is known by many deeds however the player chooses but is most notably known for surviving a 9mm round to the head.
Ulysses, a character in the plot of Fallout: New Vegas' DLC "Lonesome Road", also refers to the courier as not just the courier but also as courier 6
"You can't kill me, wanna know why? I'm Courier motherfucking 6, so ring-a-ding-ding motherfucker"
"You can count on the Courier to make sure your task for them is completed no matter what gets in their way"
"You can count on the Courier to make sure your task for them is completed no matter what gets in their way"
by Warclaimer November 19, 2019
Get the Courier mug.counter rape is when you are in a rape situation but in your own defends you take control and rape them back harder in an attempt to teach the rapist a lesson (don't do to others what you would not want done to your self)
Alex "what happen to you"
Carla "mike tried to rape me"
Alex " no way are you ok"
Carla "yer i pulled the counter rape and he ran away"
Carla "mike tried to rape me"
Alex " no way are you ok"
Carla "yer i pulled the counter rape and he ran away"
by oedipus ;) April 5, 2011
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Get the counter-strike mug.Counter-sexual refers to the quality of evolving into any sexual orientation, based on the sexual preference of the person who you desire.
A person's counter-sexual orientation can change depending on the sexual orientation of the person they're trying to smash.
A person's counter-sexual orientation can change depending on the sexual orientation of the person they're trying to smash.
Andrew: Ozi recently switched to counter-sexual.
Kendra: Oh, what is counter-sexual?
Andrew: Ozi is a cold-blooded heterosexual, but he became counter-sexual by switching into a trans woman, because he heard that Kira was a lesbian.
Kendra: Really?
Andrew: Yeah. That dirty dog Ozi is a clever counter-sexual because Kira gave up the goods.
Kendra: What a vibe! Who knows what Ozi will morph into next week?
Kendra: Oh, what is counter-sexual?
Andrew: Ozi is a cold-blooded heterosexual, but he became counter-sexual by switching into a trans woman, because he heard that Kira was a lesbian.
Kendra: Really?
Andrew: Yeah. That dirty dog Ozi is a clever counter-sexual because Kira gave up the goods.
Kendra: What a vibe! Who knows what Ozi will morph into next week?
by Sixti060 November 4, 2022
Get the Counter-Sexual mug.One who counts the amount of shrimp in their food. Most commonly, shrimp-counters will check their Chinese food to make sure that there is a sufficient amount of shrimp.
A person will usually become a shrimp-counter after having their orders mixed up at a Chinese restaurant. For example: Person A orders the Kung Pao shrimp, while Person B orders the garlic noodles. Person B decides to eat some of the shrimp, before returning to the restaurant to correct his order. Person A will then check his container of food to find that 7 or 8 shrimp are missing. Shrimp theft is a very common occurence in Hollywood.
A person will usually become a shrimp-counter after having their orders mixed up at a Chinese restaurant. For example: Person A orders the Kung Pao shrimp, while Person B orders the garlic noodles. Person B decides to eat some of the shrimp, before returning to the restaurant to correct his order. Person A will then check his container of food to find that 7 or 8 shrimp are missing. Shrimp theft is a very common occurence in Hollywood.
Larry David: "We got our orders back and about seven or eight shrimp were missing."
Hal Wasserman: "So you counted the shrimp, you're a shrimp-counter now."
Hal Wasserman: "So you counted the shrimp, you're a shrimp-counter now."
by Fragile Frankie May 10, 2009
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