Confucking

When something is so fucking confusing that it is Confucking

Flounder: Yo i had this dream with a car and these gurls and you were in it and so was my grandma

XXXander: Yo your dream is CONFUCKING XD

by XXXANDER1 July 11, 2009

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confused confuzzled and fucking basically

a: " if i work out the standard deviation of the number of trees in the amazon and mached them against the trees in cumbria, then work out a symple formulae x/y+g=..."
b: " JUST SHUT UP IM SO CONFUCKINFUZZLED....wanka"

by Soldja June 16, 2007

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corfuckingtado

the act of fucking in a scissor-like position. The receiving partner lies on their side. The penetrating partner faces the receiver, straddling the receiver's lower leg, and lifts the receiver's upper leg on either side of the body onto the crook of penetrating partner's elbow or onto the shoulder. While some references describe this position as being "for acrobats and not to be taken seriously, others have found it very comfortable, especially during pregnancy.

Hey hon! What sex-position do you want to do tonight? Let's do the corfuckingtado position at the edge of the bed.

by Karma 77 October 30, 2008

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cocksucking cowboy

An alcoholic beverage consisting of two parts butterscotch schnapps to one part baileys irish cream, served in a shot glass.

"I'd like a cocksucking cowboy, please."

by soundsofsilence May 12, 2010

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cocksucking

a person who sucks a man's penis
In manner of sucking a dick
Giving a man a blowjob in other words putting his dick in your mouth and sucking repeatedly.

Lisa broke up with me shes a cocksucking whore.

by Michael3181994 January 26, 2008

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