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Sexual proclivity that the person(s) get aroused by sitting in a pie or person(s) getting aroused by watching someone sitting in a pie. Referenced by character Saul Goodman from the TV series "Better Call Saul".
Saul the attorney to the police officers "My client gets paid to produce a video that shows him ummmm sitting in a pie among other things" it's called Squat Cobbler.
by meaniemogg2 May 27, 2016
Get the squat cobbler mug.A word (phrase) used to describe soft drinks such as "Sprite", "Sierra Mist", "Squirt" etc. Some drinks are referred to as "Caffeinated Lemon Coolers"such as Mountain Dew or Vault, and Surge because the contain high amounts of caffeine. These soft drinks are often clear or yellowish-green in color and have been know to be the most thirst quenching sodas available.
"When I go to the movie theater I usually order a popcorn and a lemon cooler before the show begins."
by Hippie Dave January 2, 2009
Get the Lemon Cooler mug.A classless sports fan. Originating from a 2005 college football game between the the Texas Longhorns and the Ohio State Buckeyes which was overcrowded to the point that fans resorted to pooping in their coolers. Credit for the first use of the phrase "cooler pooper" goes to Brian Cook of MGoBlog.com.
The setting: After a tough loss, JDUB is made at the home team's quarterback.
JDUB: does anyone know where our quarterback lives? I want to visit him. I'm dead serious. I just want to punch him in the eye or beak his leg.
Huffy: You are putting way too much emphasis on the outcome of a sporting event.
JDUB: I got 3 lil boys all who can kick his ass and get nothing since they got clean records.
great2belucky: you know how fucking stupid you sound? that fact you have children is SCARY, you fucking cooler pooper.
JDUB: does anyone know where our quarterback lives? I want to visit him. I'm dead serious. I just want to punch him in the eye or beak his leg.
Huffy: You are putting way too much emphasis on the outcome of a sporting event.
JDUB: I got 3 lil boys all who can kick his ass and get nothing since they got clean records.
great2belucky: you know how fucking stupid you sound? that fact you have children is SCARY, you fucking cooler pooper.
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Get the Soup Coolers mug.The guy that sits directly on the cooler at a barbecue/tailgate/party thereby forcing everyone to have to ask him for a drink. Cooler Cocks track the alcohol consumption of every person at the party and often make derisive comments about your drinking prowess, percevied manliness or girlfriend. Cooler Cocks are also usually the loudest guy at the party that no one really likes.
Thirsty Guy: Hey man can I get in there for a beer?
Cooler Cock: You must work in a hospital because you nursed that last beer all night!
Thirsty Guy: Whatever man, can I just get a drink?
Cooler Cock: Send your girlfriend over, I'll give it to her, if you know what I mean.
Thirsty Guy: Forget it.
Cooler Cock: Oh, don't cry, here's a Girls Light... I mean Coors Light for you.
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Thirsty Guy: Whatever man, can I just get a drink?
Cooler Cock: Send your girlfriend over, I'll give it to her, if you know what I mean.
Thirsty Guy: Forget it.
Cooler Cock: Oh, don't cry, here's a Girls Light... I mean Coors Light for you.
by Orchard August 6, 2012
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