loss of consortium

n. legal phrase someone uses when he or she can't get laid and blames someone else.

After Jenny's husband was killed in a car accident, she sued the other driver for loss of consortium.

After being harassed at work for years by his boss, Bob claimed he couldn't get it up and sued for loss of consortium.

Professor: what claims does someone have if a machine accidentally cuts off their hand?
Law Student: Loss of consortium?

by Judge Learned Hand August 25, 2008

convertible

A sports car that has a mechanical (older convertibles had to have the top removed manually) folding soft or hardtop instead of a fixed roof. Contrary to popular belief, they are NOT only chick cars and are NOT cars for just old or gay guys. If you go to some car shows, you will see some convertibles that have been turned from cruisers into full blown beasts.

Tommy: Dude you got a convertible?
Freddy: Yea so?
Tommy: You're so gay!
Freddy: If I'm so gay, why is your girl riding shotgun with me?
Tommy: Gah!
Freddy: Oh and for the record, I hear you talking shit about my ride, saying how your coupe can beat it. Well guess what, my convertible is pushing out 800hp so do you still wanna talk shit or do you wanna race?
Tommy: No dude it's ok...boy I was wrong about you convertible guys. I'm sorry man. But hey can I have my girl back?
Freddy: No! Fuck off!

by eghegjsefsd November 3, 2006

convertible

An apartment to which an extra "bedroom" has been added through the subdivision of a bedroom or living room with a makeshift wall. This usually results in a tiny, rat-maze-like room with no doors, windows, or closets, and no sound insulation. Not recommended for adults. A common occurrence in New York City, this procedure is used especially for turning overpriced, small one-bedroom apartments into overpriced, even smaller two-bedroom apartments. Usage is not standard, and some differentiate between "converted" apartments in which the subdividing wall(s) have already been added, and "convertible" apartments which have not yet been subdivided. Transparently and insultingly exploiting this confusion, unscrupulous (read: all) rental apartment brokers almost always classify any overpriced one-bedroom apartment as a "convertible" two-bedroom.

Renters of convertible apartments are in common parlance called "suckers," and the act of renting itself is called a "mistake."

"You son of a b****, you advertised this as a 2BR and I came all the way to the f***ing West Side to find a studio with a bead curtain."

by Chipper Manhattanite July 6, 2004

Convostasis

The state a conversation, when both parties involved have exhausted all possible conversation topics, but continue to participate in the discussion because of the enjoyment they get from hanging out with the other person. The 'convo' has effectively achieved a status of balance and equlibrium, or in Latin, -stasis. It is usually, although not limited, between two people, and occurs most often in a facebook chat, or cell phone conversation.

" Annie and I were talking all night, and then we just ran out of things to say. We were in convostasis for a good hour."

by natidawg October 6, 2009

Contortionist

Insanely flexible person that can bend in many different and unique ways (like myself;)

I am a contortionist so I I'm flexible and can bend in so many different ways!!

by Grace S. Mill May 7, 2018

Conforti

The most awesome Italian family known to man. They got money, power, and plenty of women. They all drive expensive cars, wear the nicest clothes, got the freshest haircuts, and got the biggest (you know what). Before the Jersey shore there were the Conforti's.

Damnnnn did you see that Conforti walk by?

by thejerseyshore June 2, 2010

convert the native

To masturbate.

Ew gross! Daniel is converting the native in the back of the bus.

Damn that bitch is fine! I'm gonna think about her when I convert the native tonight after work!

by ChewableAvb July 7, 2017