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contagious homosexuality

The disease contracted by spending time with homosexuals. A myth.
Hanging out with Ellen Degeneres will infect you with contagious homosexuality.
by monotonybreaker December 19, 2005
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contagious urination

Suddenly realizing that you have to pee because someone else just told you that they had to.
Sally: " Will you excuse me, I have to pee"

Joan: "Hey I have to pee too!"

Joan has contagious urination.
by powaful May 20, 2010
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Cōnjious

Something that is broken almost beyond repair.
Your cōnjious is broken.
by HT-Hometown April 29, 2020
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cortavious

strong and Bold Active and Demanding he is a very free spirit and goofy person get you a cortavious
omg he is so goofy and B.A.D is that cortavious
by your mamma got socked December 4, 2020
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Courtney Contagious

The Pimptress of the world. Needs to be adored by all men.
Very Cool; Very Catchy; Quite Acceptable
One day I want to meet Courtney Contagious!
by GeezCourt December 11, 2006
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contagious smile

A euphemism for "herpes" in personal ads.
I have herpes, so I only look for personal ads that say "contagious smile".
by FredDill August 11, 2010
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Chronic Contagious Nymphomania

1. An irrational desire to engage in intercourse with any member of the opposite sex.

2. A little diagnosed condition in which very strong sex drive passes continuously from person to person in a group or people or small community.

Also known as "CCN" or "The Lok Virus", Chronic Contagious Nymphomania can pass from one person to another regardless of gender. Physical contact is unnecessary for it to contract. There is ongoing research into how CCN is actually transferred, although it nearly always takes an infected person to converse about said sex urges to pass on.
In some female patients, symptoms appear to fade over the duration of menstruation, but may return at the end of it. This is still being investigated.
It is indefinite how long each bout of the virus can last. There is no known cure, as sexual activity can either relieve or enhance CCN, though it has been observed in some patients that merely discussing intercourse can have an enhancing effect on CCN.
Chronic Contagious Nymphomania can be seen as a positive or a negative condition.
Nick: Damn, I've got an incurable sex drive.
Tash: Haha... you've got CCN as well?
Nick: Chronic contagious nymphomania? Seems like it.
Tash: Mine's been wearing off a bit... I probably passed it on to you haha.
Lok: Sucked in, I've been free of it for a few weeks!
Tash: Yeah, but it's sure to come back.
by Dr Maarkan May 9, 2008
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