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Craprehension

Noun.

When a person summarizes a statement and adds their 2 cents, which is always of no value.

the formula: horrible summary + bad opinion = craprehension.
Your craprehension is amazing.
by Hi Jinx May 7, 2020
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comprehensive education

British socialist experiment (further enhanced by successive generations of hapless politicians) that forced fee paying schools out of business, raised the school leaving age and tried to give all children between 4 and 16 a basic education in several subjects. 'Basic' is about as good as it gets for most victims forced as they are into mind-numbing boredom, despair and violence. Most schools are like open, juvenile prisons. Still, American state schools make every one of 'em look like Oxford!
teenage pregnancy? routine bullying? can't read and write without the aid of 15 years further education? teacher's all suicidal? no future? no motivation? no prospects? It has to be comprehensive education!
by Hedley Clubnobber August 27, 2006
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comprehensible

The ability to be clearly understand or capacity to perceive. kom-pri-hend
The true spelling of comprehendable;

Comprehendable from English word comprehend. Several poorly educated Americans decided on "comprehensible."
"Why is google saying that comprehendable is not a word?"
*5 hours later*
Did you mean "comprehensible?"
"..."
by HuniSenpai May 15, 2016
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Newpark Comprehensive School

Secondary school located in Blackrock, Co. Dublin, Ireland. It is world famous for it's snowboarding teams. In 2015, 69 students died when a flock of ostriches that escaped from Dublin Zoo stampeded through the building. The school is also known for its excessive use of drugs and it's bacon factory located in the sports centre.
"Hey John why are sucking Bill's dick? Are you gay or something?". "No I'm from Newpark Comprehensive School".
by I Think I Caught Berkels October 17, 2019
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comprehensive

accumulative
Econ 207 final exam is comprehensive.
by Lum1234 November 25, 2009
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comprehensive immigration reform

A term used by the liberals and radical anti-American groups to refer to the policy of granting amnesty to illegal aliens.
Obama wants comprehensive immigration reform so 20 million illegals can vote him back into office forever.
by keep the change March 19, 2009
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Valley Comprehensive school

A school in Chavtown, UK a.k.a Worksop
Chav: "yo, Valley comprehensive school is the bizzle"

Me: "shut up"
by Thspongebob November 15, 2007
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