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Cockwatcher

I gentleman who, despite being homosexually inclined, dare not act on such emotions and feelings, preferring simply "to watch"
Sebastian felt drawn to the businessman across the hallway but couldn't bring himself to ask for his number - what a cockwatcher
by BenLofM August 11, 2008
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cockwaffle challenge

A challenge given to someone to use the word cockwaffle 11 times in one day. However, they cannot use it to describe someone, it must be used as a direct insult to someone's face.

The winner of the cockwaffle challenge generally gets something out of it.
Louisa: "Yo, guys, Zac gave Cameron the cockwaffle challenge today. It's gonna be sooo good"

Guys: "Oh lord, here is goes"
by Southsidex3life December 23, 2007
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Cockwaffle

An English teacher with scruffed pre-pubescent resembling facial hair, giraffe legs, and a need for making students having a bad day feel as though they are even more worthless then they already feel.
Mr. Transcedentalist is a cockwaffle.
by Jesse Boyd November 12, 2018
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Cockpatter

A male airport employee, TSA or equivalent that does body frisks patting mens genitalia to find hidden drugs or prohibited weapons.
Anthony: "Did you hear Tim got a job at the airport doing security as a Cockpatter" ?

Scott: "Thays a perfect job for him he loves to fondle male genitals" !
by BigDollopsofGollop June 26, 2022
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Cockwaddle

A goblin for DND
"What are you doin' near my crates?!" ~Cockwaddle the goblin 2022
by AsexualFrisk July 13, 2022
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cockwallet

Noun - partly refering to definition 4 of cock , even after being proved completely wrong the person is able to pull out more cockiness

Background - Steve Tauber was orginally called a cockwallet. His ability to be shot down almost everyday, but rise to the occasion minutes later to be a cock earned him the title.
An example does cockwallet no justice. A person will just know the right time to call some one a cockwallet.
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cockwaffle

A derogatory term used to describe a whore. They may additionally be good at cooking.
You are such a cockwaffle.
by Ben December 22, 2004
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