Cockheiser

When a large male props one leg up on a chair or table and thrusts his crotch into a teenaged girls face. The man then thrusts in and out of the girls face, making odd clicking noises with his mouth. The noises increase in their volume and frequency. After climaxing, the clicking slowly stops, the man backs off, and then tries to smoke a piece of black board chalk. The whole ordeal takes place in a school, and all parties are fully clothed, just adding to the trauma of the recipient.

Example 1:
Person 1:"Oh my god! Is that a machine gun fire?! What's that clicking?"
Person 2:"No, someone's just getting the Cockheiser."

Example 2:
Person 1:"I feel so...violated. A large sweaty Jewish man just came up, and thrust his crotch into my face while clicking his tongue like a mad man!"
Person 2:"Bitch, you got COCKHEISERED!"

by Virgil Caine May 5, 2005

Arbara Cocktease

One who turns the cock of a man into steel and then denies a resulting feeling of pleasure.

"I'd totally suck your dick right now, but I forgot how."
"You're such a fucking Arbara Cocktease!"

by Tony Akio Williams October 29, 2007

cocktease

A girl who is flirtacious with almost any member of the opposite sex and pretending it is only innocent behavior, often with the primary intention of fishing for compliments

She was such a cocktease that she even flirted with an 80 year-old wilted man to garner some compliments.

by Andrew February 13, 2003

cocktastrophy

a massively bad thing where someones special area is hurt in the process

Him falling onto that pole was a major cocktastrophy.

by Gary Coleman IV June 21, 2008

cocktease

1.(n.)One who cockteases.

2.(v.)To purposely become enticing to a male to the point of giving him a hardon, or in most cruel cases, blue balls, with no intention of follow through; to lead a man on.

1."Man, she's such a cocktease."

2."Dude, this girl totally cockteased me just now. I had to pour ice down my pants."

by bushsalad July 22, 2006

molotov cocktease

A ridiculously hot chick who'll never give it up, (at least to you!) She's explosively sexy, but completely unattainable.

Me: That chick in that short dress is amazing!

Fish: Yeah, she's pretty much a molotov cocktease...

by Teddy_KGB December 24, 2007

cock teaser

aka. False advertisement.
Definition 1:
Girls who dress skanky or revealing clothing but are not open about sex, disregarding whether or not they are interested in the guy.
This includes any peice of clothing exposing their cleavage, stomach, back, lingerie (especially g-string), and as much of their legs up to their thighs as possible(ie. mini skirt or short shorts).

ie. Forget about her, shes just a cock teaser. Don't waste your time.

by Intellectual Whore February 13, 2006