a person who is so much of a bitch, that they actually physically turn into a cock shaped sponge. this sponge man/woman can be used to scrub your genitals in a clockwise motion until ultimate satisfaction. the cocksponge is a very rare species, and usually very dirty as well. they enjoy long walks on the beach, romantic dinners and vigorous genital massaging daily.
Nigel Hamflick elavated his bitch status just enough to transmutate into cocksponge form. he was then condemned to a lifetime of genital cleansing sessions with president bush himself.
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"I was doing her in the butt, then she clenched and now I'm in this cocksling, story of my life man, story of my life.
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In this picture of Bradd Pitt in Vanity magazine you could see his cockprint, and it's nothing to brag about.
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"Marjorie, bring a tissue will you, I've just been out to the kitchen to prepare my lunch and some shitcunt has left a clockspring on the breadboard"
"Good afternoon everyone, i've just been into trap 2 and there's slash all over the place and a big, curly clockspring on the porcelaine, whoever is responsible please go clean it up"
"Good afternoon everyone, i've just been into trap 2 and there's slash all over the place and a big, curly clockspring on the porcelaine, whoever is responsible please go clean it up"
by Bert Mandrake September 16, 2007
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