In fear of those queers making a move on me in the gym showers, I went and bought myself a cockspur.
by Rafal Stawarz January 2, 2009
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2. Knotted up male pubic hairs. The cockspur is a distant cousin to the dingleberry.
2. Knotted up male pubic hairs. The cockspur is a distant cousin to the dingleberry.
Your cockspur is beautiful. I can’t get mine to grow. I overwatered it.
I have so many cockspur I’m going to have to shave my pubes and regrow.
I have so many cockspur I’m going to have to shave my pubes and regrow.
by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2019
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1. An ostentatious exhibition of many surgically removed penises.
2. An act of using a surgically removed penis as a rubbing agent to evoke long forgotten memories of acceptable forms of sexual pleasure.
2. An act of using a surgically removed penis as a rubbing agent to evoke long forgotten memories of acceptable forms of sexual pleasure.
1. She's just flaunting those amputated cocks around like it's Christmas or something. Now that's some good ol' fashioned cocksploitation!
2. Jimmy is still using his dead grandfather's penis to remind himself of better times with Jerry. It's really a classic case of grandfather cocksploitation, as described by Sigmund Freud in his 1901 paper.
2. Jimmy is still using his dead grandfather's penis to remind himself of better times with Jerry. It's really a classic case of grandfather cocksploitation, as described by Sigmund Freud in his 1901 paper.
by franzpolak November 10, 2010
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See dick or penis
John is a certified cockspert because he always pulls out sources of cock size when he argues about it with someone else.
by akefa February 26, 2019
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Get the Cockslut mug.A cock expert--an individual who is an expert in all things cock because he likes the cock.
An individual who cannot find himself anywhere close to a vagina other than the closest he comes is when someone calls him a douche.
Also likes listening to the Jonas Brothers.
An individual who cannot find himself anywhere close to a vagina other than the closest he comes is when someone calls him a douche.
Also likes listening to the Jonas Brothers.
Eradicator is a cockspert.
by Kal El_527 July 1, 2011
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Is a level THUR-REE Bayse Marnargar who pretty much needs a good hard shag.
Is a level THUR-REE Bayse Marnargar who pretty much needs a good hard shag.
Cockplural loves to be ridden while asleep of reading a book.
"FINE. Ride me Rob, JAST DON'T FUCKING WAKE ME UP"
"FINE. Ride me Rob, JAST DON'T FUCKING WAKE ME UP"
by Lara Cocks May 31, 2009
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