Coachella Hoes

Those basic as shit indie kids who show up at coachella to get high, avoid showering, and appropriate other peoples religions and cultures. Often white girls.

Person A: Why is that white girl wearing a bindi?? And is that a feathered headdress?? Isn't that kind of racist???

Person B: I don't know man, she's probably one of those Coachella Hoes. They pull that kind of shit all the time.

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Coachella Hoe: *wears bindi*

Actual Hindu Person: Could you not do that please? The bindi is a very sacred and important part of my religion, and you wearing it as a fashion statement invalidates my beliefs.

Coachella Hoe: But it's so cuTE! I LOVE IT! EXOTIC! LETS INSTAGRAM THIS MOMENT!

by Our Love Is God April 14, 2015

Coachella

An indie music festival held anually, usually in the Spring, in Indio Valley, California. Bands present have included Radiohead, The Pixies, Coldplay, Weezer, Rilo Kiley, Bright Eyes, The Cure, The Arcade Fire, Wilco, The Futureheads, The Faint, Snowpatrol, The Fiery Furnaces, etc.

I'm so excited for Coachella! The line-up this year is great.

by .:Jenny:. April 27, 2005

Post-Coachella Syndrome

When one can not perform regular daily functions once he/she returns from the Coachella Valley Music and Arts Festival. The 3 day weekend was so awesome that he/she is depressed with ordinary life and is now unable to think or act on anything except festivities related to Coachella.

"My friend hasn't gone to class all week. I believe the doctor diagnosed him with Post-Coachella Syndrome. He has taken a medical leave of absence from school for the next month!"

by Bear&BJ April 22, 2010

Coachella

Where Either White girls, Gay men, or rich people go to the middle of the desert to listen to music

Oh my god, Coachella Is like, the greatest like, festival of like, time.

by AmericanJohnWick April 20, 2019

getting cochelled

When a significantly older man deflowers a prepubescent boy.

Mom: Hey sweetie how was your math tutor Kenneth?

6-year-old: Not bad but I think I was getting cochelled. It hurts whenever I sit down…

by _Dominex_Kenneth_69_ June 4, 2023

Cockella

A group of friends who hang out camping like coachella but with more sexual activity

Omggg were all going to cockella and Ima get laid

by Single peopleee June 1, 2019

Coachella

An indie music festival held annually, generally around Easter, in the Coachella Valley. Three days and nights of weed and music.

Dude! I can't wait for Coachella this year!

by mehhhhhhhhhhhhh July 7, 2009