Used to describe a person to whom is attempting to establish a futile relationship in which the person can be described as being overly-clingy and cringeworthy in their efforts.
by RandomG March 18, 2018
This is when a guy takes a bitch home from the club to smash and the bitch ends up stay over for days instead of just a few hours.
Damn Rob, I can't believe you are inviting the Cling-on over again. How many days is she going to stay this time?
by Devious Tuning February 11, 2009
A clingy girl, a clingy clunge - , clingy fanny/fadge/ham pocket/gammon pouch/axe wound/pie hole/vagina/love tunnel.
by jack and bradley February 13, 2010
When the teacher starts talking about anything you won't be tested on and you can turn your brain off and cue the monkeys clanging symbols.
by bekahpiwers February 28, 2019
Clinging is the very solid tightness of your dick muscles when listening to mutilation of the erect Penis.
by Erclet Penouse April 11, 2018
by John Thomas March 18, 2004
Similar to a dingle-berry, a crusty cling-on is a dried up piece of poo that gets caught up in an unkempt and unwashed hairy ass of a man. Or a woman that has a hairy ass, though that's more of a rarity.
Dude I used a whole roll of toilet paper after the dump I left in the can last night but still got crusty cling-ons hanging off my ring beard!
by Llewelyn Dowd January 31, 2023