Clinge

Used to describe a person to whom is attempting to establish a futile relationship in which the person can be described as being overly-clingy and cringeworthy in their efforts.

That guy's Facebook statuses are so clinge.

by RandomG March 19, 2018

Cling-on

This is when a guy takes a bitch home from the club to smash and the bitch ends up stay over for days instead of just a few hours.

Damn Rob, I can't believe you are inviting the Cling-on over again. How many days is she going to stay this time?

by Devious Tuning February 11, 2009

clinge

A clingy girl, a clingy clunge - , clingy fanny/fadge/ham pocket/gammon pouch/axe wound/pie hole/vagina/love tunnel.

"maaaaan shes such a dirty clinge."

"you dont want one of those clinges dude"

by jack and bradley February 13, 2010

Cling Cling Time

When the teacher starts talking about anything you won't be tested on and you can turn your brain off and cue the monkeys clanging symbols.

"Hey what did the last slide say?" "I dont know, I was having cling cling time."

by bekahpiwers February 27, 2019

Clinge

Clinging is the very solid tightness of your dick muscles when listening to mutilation of the erect Penis.

“I clinged at the thought of a mutilated dildo”

by Erclet Penouse May 25, 2018

Cling

The shaft of the penis. (Noun)

variation : clang

Yo, I got this crazy itch on my cling!

by John Thomas March 17, 2004

Crusty cling-on

Similar to a dingle-berry, a crusty cling-on is a dried up piece of poo that gets caught up in an unkempt and unwashed hairy ass of a man. Or a woman that has a hairy ass, though that's more of a rarity.

Dude I used a whole roll of toilet paper after the dump I left in the can last night but still got crusty cling-ons hanging off my ring beard!

by Llewelyn Dowd January 31, 2023