CLEPtomania

A "sticky fingers" mental condition caused by excessive participation in the College Level Examination Program.

In the Red Green Show, the perpetually-on-parole petty-larceny criminal Mike Hamar claims to have been well-educated in certain subjects; I wonder if this is why he has a serious case of CLEPtomania???

by QuacksO September 11, 2020

kleptopeniac

An irresistible urge to steal pens.

Toni's a kleptopeniac, she's got like 17 pens in her purse.

by Missylynn11 May 5, 2023