cincinnati steamer

Very similar to a Cleveland Steamer but the feces has the consistency of Cincinnati style chili. (Wet and Runny)

After I gave that hooker a Cincinnati steamer, I left her to lay in the puddle while I went to pick up some Skyline 3-ways and a few cheese conies

by manual_overide May 28, 2003

Cincinnati Spring Roll

During coitus with an obese female the male defecates on the female's ample midsection, places his penis on the dump, rolls a flabby roll over the feces covered penis and proceeds to fornicate with the shitty fat roll.

Broseph, I was so shitfaced last night that when she asked me to give her a cleveland steamer and I ended up Cincinnati Spring Rolling her. Every time I take a piss it smells like McDonald's and shit.

by Heavy D (sans "the boys") August 27, 2007

Cincinnati Sunrise

When a guy wakes up his female counterpart by repeatedly pulling his morning wood back to his belly button and hitting her in the face with it.

Jessica was oversleeping, until I gave her a Cincinnati Sunrise.

by Donnie Baseball October 9, 2006

cincinnati scrambler

When you put your fingers in someone's ass and then put them in their mouth.

He loved how much she moaned with pleasure when he gave her a Cincinnati scrambler

by Nickityalan April 8, 2016

Cincinnati slobber

When your dog eats his own poop, smears it on his mouth, then licks his owner on his face.

My dog ate some shit in the yard, got it all over his mouth, then gave me a big Cincinnati slobber.

by seanicus June 11, 2019

Cincinnati Switch

When a woman tries to drunk rape you. You stick a lit stick of dynamite in her vagina and yell "Cincinnati Switch!" and jump out of the nearest window.

Colleen was being a bitch so i pulled a Cincinnati Switch

by Kansas City Shuffler December 7, 2010

Cincinnati Stretcher

The following morning after a nice meaty steak, the excessive anal dilation that requires the asshole to expand beyond its normal circumference to give re-birth to the juicy meat child.

This action usually accompanied by an anal hiss or growl, with slight discomfort, immediately followed by complete satisfaction, and a strong desire to nap.

As the beads of sweat ran from Sandy’s brow she let out a slight groan as the Cincinnati stretcher took hold. Her rectum groaned and spat as she splatter painted the porcelain canvas. The 30 minute agony was almost unbearable, but as the sound of the plop met her ears she was immediately submerged into a level 2 inception dream.

by Pineswood January 21, 2011