Cincinatti Shazaam

A handjob that involves 3 pairs of hands and strong sense of determination.

"Woah man where did you disappear to last night?"
"Had my hands full with a Cincinatti Shazaam last night, someone called in sick and I had to fill in last minute"

by OwoSenpaiowO October 5, 2018

cincinatti handshake

when someone(i.e. your neighbor's kid) offers you their hand and its full of poo.

My neighbor's little baby walked up to me offering a cincinatti handshake, a handful of something. As I looked closer I realized the texture looked strange and I suddenly saw that she had a handful of shit.

by frankinscense March 4, 2010

Cincinatti Seasection

A sexual act when the guy is giving it, but not getting enough pleasureso he cuts open her abdomen with a small knife and whacks off inside.

guy 1: that sick perv gave allice a cincinatti seasection

guy 2: ewwwww! thats gross!

by chill_bro_27 February 22, 2009

cincinatti eggroll

when your eating someone's asshole and you get a tongue full of shit and it tastes so foul it makes your tongue curl up into itself resembling an eggroll

last night jose was arrested for receiving a cincinatti eggroll from his 12 y/o cousin.

by loridin64corvair January 19, 2009

Cincinatti Backrub

When A Man Deficates On A Woman's Back And Rubs It In With Hiis Asscheeks

Broo iGave My Girl Such A Good Cincinatti Backrub Last Niqht

by StraiiqhtGMuthafucka January 20, 2010

Cincinatti brownie

When a guy is reverse titty fucking and shits in her mouth in the process

Dave: "yo man i gave this girl a cincinatti brownie the other day"

Friends: "dave your disgusting"

by Jose Valdes February 19, 2009

cincinatti freestyle

The act of eating a gurl out while simultaneously rapping against said vagina

i bet lil wayne could give a mean cincinatti freestyle

by c-neumann October 29, 2007