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Chris.evans.owns.my.azz is the swaggiest mutual you will ever meet
oh you’re mutuals with chris.evans.owns.my.azz thats so swag
by Chris.evans.is.daddy.asf June 5, 2021
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My favorite mutual. So funny. Is in love with Mr. Christopher Evans. Always responds to my dms. We talk like everyday too so beat that.
chris.evans.owns.my.azz is my favorite mutual
by vstark June 7, 2021
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Chris Evans Sexual

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only feeling love towards Chris Evans and no one else. You can feel attracted to other men but only love Chris Evans.
by Grxztify August 4, 2022
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daddy chris evans

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is america’s ass
can play the piano
knows all the songs from little mermaid
is big (yes)
has really nice hands🥵
& can have my babies
person 1: daddy chris evans is very capable

person 2: capable of what?

person 1: oui oui bonjour baguette
by smerra December 8, 2021
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Six-foot tall light skin black man who wears a gold chain, white t-shirts, tattoos and has a buzz cut. Looks fine in anything, preferably nothing😜.
He goes by daddy, donquavious, loml , Jamal, and most importantly “my man”
May bite you, but that’s fine with me😩
Chris Jamal Evans can come over here and smack this ass😻
by colemansslut August 17, 2021
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A 6’0 lightskin man with a buzz cut, gold chain and white t shirt.

Goes by Jamal, daddy, donquavious, the loml and mainly “my man”
Will bite you, but I don’t mind😩
Beware: too fine🥵
Chris Jamal Evans can come over here and smack this ass
by colemansslut August 17, 2021
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