Chooned

The process of; going to town, and or; ravaging the vaginal piece of a recent entry to the market.

Jack bruv you're too late, she's getting Chooned.

by C u Ina Bit November 12, 2017

choons

a word often used by lower class scottish youths(neds) usually glaswegian
to describe their unoriginal music

aye get the bangin choons on the go

by stuiebt February 10, 2009

Choon

A good song, often used sarcastically

This ABBA album is full of choons!

by GoldenYears1977 April 19, 2014

choon

absolute sound cloud anthem

yeooooooooo that's a choon

by Yesladeoonff September 9, 2019

choon

Thin strip of facial hair extending from bottom lip to underside of chin resembling the landing strip on a poon; chin + poon = choon

That gentleman has a sporting choon upon his face.

by Jessephani January 11, 2010

Choon

A person who is extremely and I mean Extremely gay! hes always late to every EFT raid and is covered in Chinese food grease. He has a constant tendency to always finished every sentence with "HEELLL YEAH", followed by coughing like a bitch while smoking the devils lettuce.

Person 1: BLA BLA BLA
Person2: YO!! Quit acting like Choon

by Arcticsoldier February 6, 2018

Choon

An extremely wierd/goony/nerdy individual

Look at that choon. Arthur's a straight choon.

by Dexthagodfather April 11, 2007