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Chlamydia 

When a friend decides Calamity (Fornite) sounds like the STD so they arrogantly call the players with the Calamity skin this.
Whoa, look at the Chlamydia over by Tilted Towers

Chlamydia 

a sexuality in which one is attracted to males, females and non binaries
abigail: i’m chlamydia!
izzie: isn’t that an sti
abigail: no
amy: no
isla: no
izzy: no
jodi: no
izzie: oh okay
Chlamydia by ifuckinghatemyselflol September 30, 2018

chlamydia 

I am not a whore.
I am not confused.
I am not “going through a phase”
I am not invisible.
I am not unfaithful.
I am not alone.

i’m chlamydia.

And that’s really all there is to it.

harvey: “all you ladies pop your pussy like this, shake your body, don’t stop, don’t miss”

simon: “just do it, do it, do it, do it, do it now, lick it good, suck this pussy just like you should”
i’m feeling pretty chlamydia today
chlamydia by harveyweinstein September 30, 2018

Chlamydia 

The definition of chlamydia is a boy names Brendon herring from boy Texas. He’s a cheating, lying bastard. He cheated on his gf with like 6 girst and gave then all chlamydia. He is... the... definition... of... chlamydie.
Brendon herring has given almost 10 girls chlamydia. He is the definition of chlamydia.
Chlamydia by Smd66420 April 23, 2019

Chlamydia 

a very small parasitic bacterium which, like a virus, requires the biochemical mechanisms of another cell in order to reproduce. Bacteria of this type cause various diseases including trachoma, psittacosis, and non-specific urethritis.
Chlamydia:

Do you know what is worse than Logan Paul?
Nothing
Chlamydia by Ki11 m3 April 27, 2019

Chlamydia 

A type of std
I got chlamydia from my gf
Imma die from chlamydia
Chlamydia by Civsiv October 8, 2019