I am not a whore.
I am not confused.
I am not “going through a phase”
I am not invisible.
I am not unfaithful.
I am not alone.
I’m chlamydia.
And that’s really all there is to it.
I am not confused.
I am not “going through a phase”
I am not invisible.
I am not unfaithful.
I am not alone.
I’m chlamydia.
And that’s really all there is to it.
by harveyweinstein September 30, 2018
A deadly sexual disease contracted when either you or your lover eat seafood, especially chlams, within an hour prior to having sex.
"Did you hear the news? Joan and Cody got chlamydia after Joan ate some shrimp that was marinated in chlam sauce!"
by green tomato January 15, 2007
The thick, chunky discharge resulting from a bad case of the aforementioned sexually transmitted disease.
(see also: Split Herpes Soup)
(see also: Split Herpes Soup)
by buttfinger December 10, 2013
Yeah, I was worried because my crotch was itching while i was in Mexico. - George
Yeah, you probably got Mexican Chlamydia. -Jordan
Yeah, you probably got Mexican Chlamydia. -Jordan
by Fiegizzl July 16, 2006
Rare South Korean exotic car designed my K.O. Motors in 2012. Although extremely rare and expensive due to the high level of custom fabrication, uses a common Hyundai as a base.
by ʇᴉ ʇsol ǝʌ,I January 26, 2015
Skanky, ripped, short shorts that signify a woman is morally loose and likely an incubator of a sexually-transmitted disease, especially chlamydia.
by The Grimm Reaper June 19, 2014
If a male puts his finger into his ear and then inserts in her vagina and a sneeze occurs it is scientific fact that she is positive for chlamydia. Also known as the Chlamydia test according to the surgeon general.(1992)
I was fingering this chic on my couch and gave her the chlamydia test. She sneezed so I let her give me an hj and told her to go see the doctor.
by tasty gooch!!! May 23, 2010