chlamydia

I am not a whore.
I am not confused.
I am not “going through a phase”
I am not invisible.
I am not unfaithful.
I am not alone.

I’m chlamydia.

And that’s really all there is to it.
i’m feeling pretty chlamydia today!”
by harveyweinstein September 30, 2018
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chlamydia

A deadly sexual disease contracted when either you or your lover eat seafood, especially chlams, within an hour prior to having sex.
"Did you hear the news? Joan and Cody got chlamydia after Joan ate some shrimp that was marinated in chlam sauce!"
by green tomato January 15, 2007
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Chlamydia Chowder

The thick, chunky discharge resulting from a bad case of the aforementioned sexually transmitted disease.
(see also: Split Herpes Soup)
"I had to change underwear seven times already today because of some serious chlamydia chowder."
by buttfinger December 10, 2013
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mexican chlamydia

a form of chlamydia in which the penis grows a sombrero and then falls off
Yeah, I was worried because my crotch was itching while i was in Mexico. - George
Yeah, you probably got Mexican Chlamydia. -Jordan
by Fiegizzl July 16, 2006
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Chlamydia Gold

Rare South Korean exotic car designed my K.O. Motors in 2012. Although extremely rare and expensive due to the high level of custom fabrication, uses a common Hyundai as a base.
-Is that a Chlamydia Gold?
-Naw, it's just another knock off Hyundai.
by ʇᴉ ʇsol ǝʌ,I January 26, 2015
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Chlamydia Shorts

Skanky, ripped, short shorts that signify a woman is morally loose and likely an incubator of a sexually-transmitted disease, especially chlamydia.
That party was full of slutty chicks, rocking their chlamydia shorts and spray-tans.
by The Grimm Reaper June 19, 2014
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Chlamydia Test

If a male puts his finger into his ear and then inserts in her vagina and a sneeze occurs it is scientific fact that she is positive for chlamydia. Also known as the Chlamydia test according to the surgeon general.(1992)
I was fingering this chic on my couch and gave her the chlamydia test. She sneezed so I let her give me an hj and told her to go see the doctor.
by tasty gooch!!! May 23, 2010
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