chlamydia

I am not a whore.
I am not confused.
I am not “going through a phase”
I am not invisible.
I am not unfaithful.
I am not alone.

I’m chlamydia.

And that’s really all there is to it.

“i’m feeling pretty chlamydia today!”

by harveyweinstein September 30, 2018

chlamydia

A deadly sexual disease contracted when either you or your lover eat seafood, especially chlams, within an hour prior to having sex.

"Did you hear the news? Joan and Cody got chlamydia after Joan ate some shrimp that was marinated in chlam sauce!"

by green tomato December 9, 2008

Chlamydia Chowder

The thick, chunky discharge resulting from a bad case of the aforementioned sexually transmitted disease.
(see also: Split Herpes Soup)

"I had to change underwear seven times already today because of some serious chlamydia chowder."

by buttfinger December 9, 2013

mexican chlamydia

a form of chlamydia in which the penis grows a sombrero and then falls off

Yeah, I was worried because my crotch was itching while i was in Mexico. - George
Yeah, you probably got Mexican Chlamydia. -Jordan

by Fiegizzl July 16, 2006

Chlamydia Gold

Rare South Korean exotic car designed my K.O. Motors in 2012. Although extremely rare and expensive due to the high level of custom fabrication, uses a common Hyundai as a base.

-Is that a Chlamydia Gold?
-Naw, it's just another knock off Hyundai.

by ʇᴉ ʇsol ǝʌ,I January 26, 2015

Chlamydia Shorts

Skanky, ripped, short shorts that signify a woman is morally loose and likely an incubator of a sexually-transmitted disease, especially chlamydia.

That party was full of slutty chicks, rocking their chlamydia shorts and spray-tans.

by The Grimm Reaper June 19, 2014

bovinia with chlamydia

strongly resembling a bovine with a sexually transmitted disease. Has only 2 udders and walks upright.

"fuck off bovinia with chlamydia!"

by fluffy scrotum June 14, 2004