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chickenhawk

1. Any person who, in an official capacity, sends other people out routinely for dangerous activities while himself having never been exposed to the same risky behavior. This usually occurs in an authoritarian, militarized system and comes with constant propaganda in which the leader fashions himself as an ultimately benevolent crusader. The film "American History X" is an excellent, small-scale example.

2. An adult male who behaves in a sexual and often predatory manner towards adolescent males. This usage of the term is becoming archaic, in favor of "pedophile."
1. President Cush says that able men and women owe it to the nation to defend it against the Commies, but his military records prove him to be a chickenhawk.

2. I shot that sumbitch chickenhawk with mah .44. Blew a hole right through 'is head. He ain't gonna bother my nephew Cletus no more.
by stonerabbit November 26, 2006
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chickenaise

A condiment developed by experimental gastronomist Joseph Trinity, Chickenaise is a culinary breakthrough. Thought to be a biological impossibility, Dr. Trinity discovered that it is possible to infuse an emulsion of specific oils, herbs and spices with not only the albumen of Galliformes' or Anseriformes' eggs, but with the parent fowl itself. The resulting product is a creamy, rich, hearty spread with limitless food service applications. As of this writing, Chickenaise is currently pending FDA approval. In March of 2010, a poultry advocacy group, Individuals Believing in Ethical Chicken treatment (IBEC) petitioned to ban Chickenaise, citing "...the abhorrent concoction is degrading to chickens and birds of the like. To take the life of an unborn creature egg for the purpose of consumption is in itself inhumane. But to slaughter and combine it's own mother in the dish is perverse. Tasty, but perverse."
This BLT is dry and lacking a hint of bird. I wish someone would develop Chickenaise!!!
by jostriwa March 19, 2010
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chickenfist

The act of inserting a closed fist into a prolapsed rectum, then opening the hand and forcefully removing it. The result is the rectal wall is pulled out around the hand, looking like chicken skin.
I chickenfisted that ho!
by xxxdood December 6, 2006
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Chickenbitch

Adjective used to describe something radical.

Also used to define the movement of drinking and engaging in sexual intercourse as developed by chickenbitch.com
I slept for 15 hours after that bottle of rum. CHICKENBITCH!
by Davey ChickenBitch November 20, 2009
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Chickenhawk

an older male who generally preys on younger, adolescent males. Chickenhawks will sometimes trade chunks of hours away, from their job, so they can seek the attention of young men, all while doing so with an adequate alibi. They are sometimes aircraft pilots so they can scour wide areas looking for new crops of innocent young men. Also, they frequently drive large SUV's in order to take potential mates to remote locations, to seek sexual favors.
William, the chickenhawk, frequently attends figure skating events, because he enjoys watching the young men gallivanting around in tights.
by Field Mouse 1 November 27, 2012
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chickentalk

bullshit conversation that makes no sense whatsoever. A topic that is crazy and irrelevant to the current situation. A conversation mainly about fighting, drugs, and violence.
I don't wanna hear your chickentalk today!

What does this chickentalk have to do with anything?!
All this chickentalk is gonna make some real shit pop off up in here, cuz!
by c-money kyle March 22, 2010
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Chickenfish

A white girl, the type who' d throw a phone at you.
WG: *throws phone*
you: sit yo ass down, chickenfish!
by kalefan42 March 4, 2017
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