Chelsea Schriever

The nicest girl YOU will ever meet. she is beautiful and has dark hair. one very unique person

Chelsea Schriever is beautiful

by yamama4life August 23, 2009

Cheesey Switch

A really fat, smelly woman that doesn't wash her "switch" for months, even years. It gives off the odor of Parmesan cheese mixed with dirty nappy/tampon.

Naz: "Hey what the hell is that stink?"

Ryan: "It's fuckin Cheesey Switch."

Naz: "What the fuck? Does she even wash that switch of hers? I bet it has dregs of dried up blow and piss in there."

Ryan: "It's one hellava cheesey switch, man."

by Itallian Stallian August 9, 2008

Chelsea Shirley

Chelsea Shirley's are PERFECT! They are usually very active, and energetic. They fall easy and fast for boys, and they are the ones who keep the "lady in the streets, but a freak in the bed" alive!! Chelsea Shirley's do not need an introduction, their beautiful eyes, and amazing smiles will have you at hello! Chelsea Shirley's are the perfect people.

I want to be a Chelsea Shirley, they are PERFECT!

See that Chelsea Shirley over there? She is PERFECT!

by Boduhh Jenkins May 13, 2011

Chelsea School

A small school in the small town of Chelsea in the state of Vermont that has too many convenience stores. The goalie they used to have on their varsity girls soccer team kicked butt! Even though it's tiny, it has some really cool and perverted people.

Wow, Chelsea School is so small, I'm surprised it hasn't been closed down yet.

by bamfvtgirl420 February 26, 2009

Chelsea special

A steaming pile induced by alcohol and thai food. The result is very messy and requires numerous sprays of air freshener to mask its odor. Basking in the aroma of ones own chelsea special for a prolonged period of time may be hazardous to your health. It is recomended never to combine a chelsea special with a hot shower. If this mistake is made, simply saturate with tomato paste. Early symptoms of chelsea special may include rank seepage and/or sprayage and stomach agony.

Dude, I feel a chelsea special approaching!
I have a feeling this chelsea special is going to be extra DIRT!

by E-Werb & Cdizzle December 12, 2008

Chelsea Smile

Placing a credit card into a persons mouth and then either stabbing them in the stomach or kicking them in the nuts causing them to scream.

Them screaming causes the the credit card to slice the sides of the lips creating a clown smile.

I gave that cunt a fuckin' chelsea smile for fuckin' me wife.

by Bilbin July 13, 2009

Chelsea Smile Style

The act of vomiting into a sink, as seen in the video for "Chelsea Smile" by Bring me the Horizon. The vomit must be one straight line of puke for it to be done correctly.

"Dude, that chick was so wasted last night, she totally threw up Chelsea Smile style"

by Cbaker32 July 13, 2009