Zito's cheese

Made famous by a local San Antonio delicatessen owner who values his costomers. The harshness and cruelty of "Zito's cheese" can be felt around the world.

Damn Brad, you spanked that bitch that asked for none of your Zito's Cheese on his sandwich. Brad, you are one bad mother fucker even though your wife makes you a cuckold all the time.

by serious_with_no_cheese January 28, 2005

cheese grater's perk

When grating cheese, as you come to the end of the block you find that there is a small piece that you are not able to grate fully due to its size.

As the cheese grater (not the same as cheese grater), you are entitled to consume this tiny piece of cheese yourself.

"I think you'll find that, having successfully grated this gigantic wedge of cheddar, I am entitled to the cheese grater's perk. Good day to you, sir."

by C3POwen October 6, 2011

Zito's cheese

(n.) 1. Something that is so unwanted to the extent of creating hostilities, esp. in the foodservice industry.

2. A cheese-like substance placed on extremely low quality Italian sandwiches to dupe customers into paying premium prices, sometimes mistaken for gristle.

This sandwich tastes like shit! What's in it, Zito's cheese?!?

That jerk's about as liked as Zito's cheese.

by customer January 27, 2005

connie's cheese

A white, cheesy substance that builds up around an unclean vagina...looks a lot like cottage cheese, but smells worse.

I didn't have time to take a shower and by the end of the day I had connie's cheese all over....it looks just like cottage cheese.

by alwaysshower September 22, 2006

Cheese It's

A stupid ass bitch who is ugly and will never be loved for who she is

Person 1: Look its the ugly girl cheese it's
Person 2 : Yeah she should die in a hole

by Iliketurtle69 November 17, 2018

Burt's Cheese

When you're beezing and you get that mad facial you get that burt's cheese

Jeremih: Yo did you hear Eli hooked up with that pooptart last night?
Nick: Yeah, I heard he gave her that burt's cheese

by OG Cheesebone January 7, 2019

Daddy’s Cheese

Cheese made from the breast milk of a male

I want daddy’s cheese

by Daddys_Cheese_God January 12, 2021