craptits

Noun

1: A likable but silly and/or foolish person (friendly connotation).

2: An exclamation of surprise, sudden interest or excitement.

(Origin: thought to have first been coined at Hamilton College or by Hamilton College graduates at the beginning of the 21st century.)

1. "Hey craptits, did you just shart?"

2. "Holy craptits, this morning in the locker room gym I witnessed a man lubing up from head to toe!"

by Stevedor May 4, 2010

chastity beard

A beard which girls find unattractive that a man grows when his girlfriend, who normally would make him shave, goes away for a long time. The beard repels other girls and thus ensures the man’s chastity.

Jake: What's that disgusting thing on your face?
James: That's just my chastity beard.
Jake: Oh right, your girlfriend is on vacation.

by Hopeyouguessmyname May 21, 2010

chastity belt torment

When a woman/man places a stimulation device within a woman's vagina and then locks it inside of her by placing a chastity belt on her. He usually hides the key and makes her wear it all day. The result is a very wet woman who is very horny and will do anything for you to have you take the chastity belt off to remove the vibrator from her now extremely wet vaginal cavities.

Me: OMG, last night was great!

Dom: All I know is that you were with Alexis. What happened?

Me: She had wanted to be my sex slave for a day. And she wanted me to do something very naughty to her. So I decided to give her some chastity belt torment. This happened in the morning of yesterday...

Dom: So she had to have that huge Vibrator inside of her all day?

Me: Yea... She was really horny by the time she saw me again and she begged me to remove the chastity belt so I could make her come. And so after I had finished making her come with my fingers she used her magical Goddess like mouth to pleasure me...

by Goddess lover May 8, 2011

Chastity

A sign of true love in a world bound to sexual slavery; Not succumbing to your sexual desires whenever they arise, therefore having true sexual freedom; Loving and respecting sex and love so much that you vow to save yourself into marriage out of love, not fear; Perfecting your sexual desires instead of letting them waste away through selfish pleasures; Vowing yourself to a life of no premarital sex out of love, not fear

Thomas is saving himself out of love for his future wife; Thomas is chaste

Chad practices abstinence out of fear of STDs despite not having the option to waste his virginity. Chad is just abstinent, not chaste.

Atheist or Christian, chastity is the way to go guys. Watch the video "Romance without Regret" to learn the true value of chastity and your sexuality. This guy, Jason Evert, changed my life for the better

by Chastity man October 18, 2014

Chastity Belt

A device used to ensure that the wearer does not have sex, or, in some cases, have any form of sexual stimulation such as masturbation.

In modern times, mostly used as a component of BDSM. The wearer will be put in the belt and surrender the key to another person, who then has (theoretically, effectiveness varies depending on the person and the device) complete control over the wearer's sexual release.

I always make my slave wear a chastity belt; by the end of a week in it, he's so desperate for release he'll do anything!

by Knotilus May 11, 2009

Chastity tears

Where your cock is caged for many months and your boyfriend/ girlfriend splays their legs open and cums in front of you.
You haven’t cummed in months so whenever you see something sexy, you will find that there is a drip of cum hanging from the end of your cage.

I had chastity tears when I saw him stroking his wet dick

by its the real deal October 26, 2018

Chastity

people try to write what her name means and mistaken her for a girl that loves to do sexual things but really she is a sweet hearted person that can sometimes be freaky but hates to be mean. She is someone you can trust and someone that for some reason boys like. There are times where chastity is sad and then quickly goes happy or mad (Bipolar). but at the end of the day she is a sweet, kind hearted, and a pretty person

My name is Chastity and i am not a sex freak like people say i am so please let this into the dictionary so people can stop bullying me about what people on the internet say my name means.

by LittleBoy7 May 12, 2020