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El Chapo Slingshot

A driving maneuver in which an individual of class and taste accelerates through a left turn by reaching through the driver's-side window, grasping a conveniently located streetlight pole, and swinging herself (and car) 720° around said pole, thereby launching her car forward at a briefly supersonic speed.
"Holy shit, did you hear the sonic boom when that individual of class and taste pulled that sick El Chapo Slingshot?"
by anonymous January 18, 2022
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el chapo cousin

a dumbass cunt who always fucks up the deal.
Hey you're being el chapo cousin
by Fuck John Doe April 25, 2017
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el chapo guapo

by WarAdmiral May 8, 2017
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el chapo jr

A El Chapo jr is very rare something you will be blessed to come upon. He likes to play basketball and has no chill, fuck with him and he doesn't care. His grades suck ass tho but he getting them up you should appreciate El Chapo jr he could be a true friend if you are too.
Wow it's a real El Chapo jr!!!!!
by Elchapo jr November 23, 2016
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Dimitris Chapo

Dimitris Chapo is a really sexy and intelligent guy , he flirts with everyone and hooks up in a daily basis , sometimes he can be a big asshole , especially when you take his drugs away from him.
"-Give me back my cocaine or I'll kill you."
"-common dont be a Dimitris Chapo."
by Fjfudusjsk November 20, 2021
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El Chapo

Inspired by the ancient tradition of gerbiling (the stuffing of a small rodent into a rectum) this is by far the most titillating thing one might be able to say in order to test the water for deep penetrative exploration and/or root out your local zoophilist community. This is by far the most perfect name for your pet gerbil (or other small creature) that helps to keep things spicy down in the tunnels of love.
"Unleash El Chapo, so that way he can clear the way for the pipe I will be laying later."
"If you start acting up we are going to have to rename your pet rat, and call him El Chapo, for all the tunneling he's gonna be doing!"
Don't forget El Chapo's treats or he won't want to stop the play session."
by LovingVD July 28, 2022
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zuse chapo

A name very thought up. Zuse Chapo is known to be very Dangerous. He is known to have "Macs for days" and may also be "The plug". If you see him run.
Dude i saw Zuse Chapo today and was afraid he was going to harm me!
by Unknown_Menace December 21, 2016
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