chalkboard syndrome

Black skin so dry and ashy you can draw/ write on it.

Bob: That nigger just takes notes on his arm.
Jim: Oh he is like a walking note pad
Bod: Dude that nigger has chalkboard syndrome don't make fun of him.

by ata1234 December 26, 2014

chalkboard moment

Getting called up to the chalkboard or whiteboard with an erection and having your whole class see

Tom: man im so embarrassed i had a chalkboard moment earlier.

Eric: yeah i noticed and so did the rest of the class.

by Sir_derps_alot September 5, 2016

chalkboarding

When an individual is forced to listen to an endless stream of youtuber celebrity voices until the unrelenting sound of there voice becomes like fingernails on a chalkboard.

DanTDM should be in The Hague for his contribution to the chalkboarding of innocent adults.

by Norlesh November 5, 2018

Chalkboard

A type of girl that always is talking about fruits

Girl: Omg i was shopping and saw such PRETTY pomegranates!
Guy: Shut up you chalkboard!

by iM sO qUiRkY 😜✌️ October 22, 2020

chalkboardin

When a person or person's perform a act to get the focus of a person or group on them.

while dancing in a choreographed routine, Kennedi starts Chalkboardin and does a backflip to get the crowd to start clapping just for her.

by K.I.S. January 27, 2023

Chalkboard

Old, dusty, uncool

Jenkins is so chalkboard.

by Chalkboardmcgee July 24, 2025