chairaplegic

The condition of temporarily losing feeling in both legs while taking a leisurely shit with reading material

That was a good meal, hand me the newspaper, I'm going to go get chairaplegic.

by Crockwave July 21, 2008

Chakale

An unrealistic fantasy man, who may be fun to think about... may ruin your chances with a real man.

I just want a chakale in my life you know? A man that cares is rich, is buff, is smart... well mostly i just want his money

by A clever fuck May 26, 2011

Cakeable

Having the ability to make or decorate a cake.

"I am not capable of making cakes today. I'm so tired."
"Would you say that you are not cakeable?"

by Sandy-Doo1995 August 19, 2016

chakralet

noun ; From CHAKRA (centers of spiritual power) and MANLET (short person)

CHAKRALET : Someone who is not experienced when it comes to chakras, and meditation.

eg :

"If you've tried it and haven't felt the benefits there's no point in explaining it to a fucking chakralet" - ANONYMOUS

by contributor#159951 June 26, 2017

chairable

When you looking for a place to sit. You want to know what seats available.

“Ok, I’m tired. I see all these places to sit but what’s chairable?”

by ZhuZhuSteve1 April 7, 2022

Chairaplegic Claim

Legal/Medical Term for workers comp claim file by someone after experiencing temporary loss of feeling in both legs and or part of their ass after working several hours without movement.

Look at Mike…if he don’t get up and walk around a bit or at least rock back and forth he’s going to end up filing a Chairaplegic Claim and needing an assage chair

by big64 June 18, 2011

chakraview consulting

The ultimate, coolest , bestest digital marketing agency. If you are looking for someone to handle your digital presence look no further than Chakraview consulting.

If I had to choose between chocolate cake and Chakraview consulting , I’d choose chakraview

by Manvi jain November 25, 2021