The act of having someone sit on a chair blindfolded and have one or more persons dick slap the person sitting in the face. Can be done for pleasure or as a punishment.
The girl was blindfolded on her birthday and the football team just started chairing her.
I just met this person and convinced him to try chairing this weekend.
I just met this person and convinced him to try chairing this weekend.
by ninsegation October 9, 2011
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As a verb: to chain
As a verb: to chain
"I went to look up the Columbia shuttle disaster but after an hour of chaining I somehow ended up on Elizabeth Bathory."
John: Did you get that report done?
Steve: Nope, I wasted the whole night chaining on Wikipedia.
John: Did you get that report done?
Steve: Nope, I wasted the whole night chaining on Wikipedia.
by Xeno the Blind April 19, 2008
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1) The act of being in the seated position as if seated in a chair only without an actual chair. Usually an impossible kung fu maneuver seen in movies by expert martial artists.
2) The act when a girl is riding a guy top side, then shifts her feet forward and bounces as if getting up and down from a chair repeatedly. Typically, this speeds up the climax time for the guy, leading to less satisfaction by the female, unless the sex is horrible and she just wants it to end, then she can chair the guy and that would mean she is chairing him.
2) The act when a girl is riding a guy top side, then shifts her feet forward and bounces as if getting up and down from a chair repeatedly. Typically, this speeds up the climax time for the guy, leading to less satisfaction by the female, unless the sex is horrible and she just wants it to end, then she can chair the guy and that would mean she is chairing him.
Person 1) Did you see Jackie Chan chairing in that scene?
Pereon 2) Nah, I was fingering your sister.
Example 2)
Lady 1) how was sex last night?
Lady 2) Terrible, i started chairing him just so he would finish
Pereon 2) Nah, I was fingering your sister.
Example 2)
Lady 1) how was sex last night?
Lady 2) Terrible, i started chairing him just so he would finish
by Ken1plus2 April 5, 2018
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Get the Chanking the puppy mug.A Chaikin is a wild beast that was discovered on the forefronts of China. This beast of a name was adopted since the beast doesn't have an english name. A Chaikin is usual docile, unless threatened, a Chaikin will lash out at anybody that is harming its wellbeing.
by Udyr Id Like To Fuck March 26, 2019
Get the Chaikin mug.When you are dating/ in a relationship with a woman who is VERY fat and much larger than yourself. What you do is hug, chalk off the ending of your arms, and then move on to the next gap that is not hug and hug and chalk again.
This can also be used when you have a mother who is bigger than the children, and the child wants to hug her.
(From the Hoagy Carmichael song- Huggin' and Chalkin')
This can also be used when you have a mother who is bigger than the children, and the child wants to hug her.
(From the Hoagy Carmichael song- Huggin' and Chalkin')
by RRV August 30, 2008
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When you or your lady are making ammo reloads and participate in intimate relations while doing the reloads.
When you or your lady are making ammo reloads and participate in intimate relations while doing the reloads.
by Lucky8CMD July 19, 2021
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