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Celia

Celia is a magical person who will make you love her more and more. As friends, she is someone wonderful who will always be by your side to support and encourage you. As a couple, it will make your other relationships look mediocre. Celia is an athletic girl, full of energy, cheerful, who makes everyone happy with her presence, funny without trying, nice, affectionate and full of wisdom. In her heart there is only room for love, but you better not make her angry if you don't want to see her true fury. In private, Celia is a woman who prefers to please her partner rather than receive it. She loves to see her boyfriend/girlfriend enjoy with her hands and her mouth. She is very sensual, and she will know you perfectly, which will mean that there is no pleasure that equals hers. If a Celia kicks you out of her life, it's because you've done something wrong, and if you lose one Celia, let me tell you that you've made the worst mistake of your life.
-Have you meet Celia?
+Yeah, I wonder where had she been all my life
by pumpkinprincess09 October 25, 2020
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celiac disease

An auto-immune disorder that causes intolerance to gluten, which is found in Wheat, Rye, Barley, Spelt, and several other grains - but NOT corn, rice, quinoa, or buckwheat.

If you are gluten intolerant or celiac, and you eat something with buckwheat, corn, rice, etc., and get sick, it's most likely due to cross contamination, or because you don't thoroughly read the ingredients. Another cause is that you may also have another intolerance or allergy, such as lactose or soy. Or, you ate something earlier in the day that you didn't react to until later, and now here you are blaming an innocent GF muffin. Shame on you.

If you are a celiac, you can't just watch out for bread. You have to also watch out for mayonaise, fake eggs, restaurant eggs, bbq sauce, soy sauce, salad dressing, soup, chili, processed foods, fake meat, low grade meat with fillers, malted beverages, gravy, meat bastes, mixed spices, any kind of sauce, anything you've never heard of... There might even be gluten in your shampoo. It's really easy to get sick if you're not careful.

Reactions to gluten in someone with celiac disease can occur immediately, or hours later. These reactions are nearly all-inclusive, and range from rashes, to abdominal pain, to crazy hallucinations and mood swings. But you can always bet that if you give a celiac a (non-gluten-free) cookie, he or she will ask for some pepto-bismol, directions to the bathroom, and a frying pan to hit you in the face with.
Did you see that House episode with the woman who had celiac disease, who was completely crazy and dying? That's what happens to me when I eat pie!
by celiac maniac August 25, 2010
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celiac quack

once you celiac, youre bound to quack
Me: Does this coke have quack in it?

Me: Fuck I mean gluten

-celiac quack-
by quackster911 November 17, 2022
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ceylan

Ceylan is a unique name for a unique girl. Ceylan is polite, friendly, and very concerned with others. At the same time Ceylan is fun, crazy, and can out drink the majority. Ceylan is a girl who you want to hang out.
Takes a shot of some nasty alcohol with no chaser like its normal.
by her roomie February 6, 2005
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Ceclia

A beautiful woman; Someone who is a god to the others around her.
Person A: Wow, she was a real Ceclia!
by Gay free May 24, 2016
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Ceylin

Ceylin is a unique name for a unique girl which is very beautiful . Ceylin is polite, friendly, and very concerned with others. At the same time Ceylin is fun, crazy, and can out drink the majority. Ceylin is a girl who you want to hang out.
A: Do you see the new hot girl over there ?
B: Yes , her name is Ceylin . We talked a lot bit she seems nice .
A: She is nice
by Halybalytoy January 2, 2017
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Cylia Chasman

The lucky girl who is currently- (as of the 2020 toilet paper apocalypse)- dating Jack Dylan Grazer.
Very pretty, and seemingly sweet:)
Most likely has an immaculate sense of humor as anyone who is dating Jack will probably have to have.
Also an instagram influencer:)
Cylia Chasman’s really out there livin’ that y/n life...
by MondayHatesYouToo September 23, 2020
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