shit chewer

Someone who can find fault in anything and anyone, and focuses solely on the negative.

Like a fly that can find the nutrients in a pile of shit, a shit chewer can find the shit in even the most positive aspects of life.

Conversationalists 'chew the fat'.

Incorrgible pessimists 'chew the shit'.

'That's Fuckin' Harry for you. The asshole wins the lottery and all that shit chewer can do is bitch about the taxes he had to pay on it!'

by Mister Rat November 8, 2009

chewed oatmeal

The consistency of shit where it neither has the texture of a solid nor liquid. Rather a chunky brew of odorous fecal matter resembling chewed oatmeal, hence the name. Often times the result of eating raw eggs..

I walked into the bathroom stall, and the toilet was filled with chewed oatmeal!

by Dark Kind November 4, 2006

Cheewee

This noun in commonly heard in the northern New York area, bordering Canada and Vermont. It is used to discribe a person that is like "trailer trash," but with hick tendencies to fit the north country personna.

That guy with no teeth is a cheewee.

by Kelisimo March 9, 2009

Ceese

1. of or pretaning to Vincent Bonassisa. derived from bonercessa then shorten to just ceese

2. when you do something that vincent bonassisa would do

3. term used in roselle park nj, when someone or something is being a boner

Man i heard that girl asked gallo to go back to her room and he said no, hes such a ceese.

Hey have you ever seen some of the faces milara makes in some of his pictures, he looks like such a ceese.

by Swick December 27, 2007

Chewed and Glued

when your girlfriend is being an f-ing b- and won't shave her chachachi, one must go down on her while chewing gum, preferably bubbalicious due to its slightly larger size and stickiness, and "accidently" get it stuck in the fray - resulting in a messy situation, but a clean-shaven girlfriend the next day.

"Last night I chewed and glued my girlfriend and now she's smoother than a new born baby"

by Devine Broccolini April 19, 2008

bucket chewer

Retard, mentaly challenged, handicapped, lacking in intelligence

1. Sorry I can't go out tonight, I have to stay home and watch my "bucket chewing" sister.
2. Man, our waiter tonight was such a "bucket chewer".

by big bisket January 3, 2007

cewebwity

Someone who has been interviewed by Barbara Walters.

Barbara Walters: Good evening wadies and gentewmen, tonight we have a vewy speciaw convewsation wif a wowd-wenowned cewebwity. Pwease wewcome fiwmmakew Wobewt Wodwiguez.

by blakesflakes March 18, 2009