cayson

A big bird that can fly around retarded people.

Dude, did you see that Cayson?

by vgyuo December 22, 2013

cafone

'gavone' is not Italian, it is a corruption of 'cafone' used by ill-educated people who don't really know Italian, like those New Jersey goombahs on "The Sopranos" who say 'cappacol' or 'mozzarel' instead of 'cappacolla' or 'mozzarella'.

That cafone thinks he knows Italian.

by r€nato April 8, 2009

Caydon

A bootylicious girl who spreads love and never gets love back. She's always searching for it. She likes to talk in her own language so do not approach her or else she'll come at you with a brick.

Girl #1:Did you see that girl? She hit her man with a brick. Girl #2:Thats definitely a Caydon.

by ayewassyonaame September 25, 2011

caydon mattes

An extremely hot guy who is short but packing. He’s got blond hair and blue eyes. Super attractive and makes you wet on site

Do you see that guy over there. He’s a mega hottie

Yeah that’s Caydon Mattes

by Simp for caydon February 21, 2021

caymon

Typically a really hot guy. Usually country or redneck. Drive big trucks and like to blast their music. Super tall and sexy. Could bang any girl he wants. Probably likes to ride 4 wheelers and go mudding. Loves getting blowjobs.

"Damn, did i tell you I saw Caymon yesterday?" "No.. i bet he looked hot as fuck though"

by fuck friend February 17, 2013

Caylon

The sweetest, most handsome man alive. Romantic but not soppy, charming and confident yet humble and not proud, kind but not a push-over. Blue eyes and dark hair, mysterious, the perfect man. He has the memory of an elephant, and the patience of a saint. He's extremely good-looking, supportive and encouraging, so encouraging, and will allow you to be the best you can be without pressuring you. Very loyal to his friends, loved ones, and beliefs. Has an amazing sense of humor, is extremely passionate and has a deeply compassionate heart.
He tends to enjoy country classics like Waylon Jennings, George Jones,and Johnny Cash. He's a diesel mechanic, who likes to frequent the woods during hunting season. He can be found at the lake on the weekends enjoying all the activities of the lake life.

Plain and simple, he's a country boy, and if your not careful he'll sweep you off your feet.

"You're dating Caylon? Wow, you're the luckiest girl in the world!"

by ObGyNur September 21, 2016

cafonitary

1. A supervisor of personnel. A cafonitary has all the responsibilities of a supervisor but is allowed none of the authority to enforce that supervision. 2. A figurehead. 3. Very Junior NCO. 4. Lance Sergeant. 5. Acting Corporal.

To a suboordinate: I'm the Cafonitary here. You will report to me...if you want...s'up to you...no pressure...

by balls104 April 21, 2008