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Jolly but dimwitted fat person, normally a bit larger than life in attitude and size.
But behind the attitude there is a sad depressed and lonely person using eating cake to make them feel loved, happy and no so alone.
I like her but she seems a bit cakie.
Cakie by SainsburyTom June 6, 2021
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A cakie is a small creature made entirly of cake, mainly found lurking around buffets after midnight.

Do not approach the Cakie, they will attack with great force, using their cake like minions!!
"Oh dear god that cakie is eating your face!"

"I know, tis a terrible affliction"

"Run!! Run for the hills!!"

"Ok."
Mostly defined as a guy who love and care's for who he loves. Not so funny but you ganna laugh "loll"

Kisses muah!!
*Chukie loves Ayobami so much.
*Don't call your pet CHUKiE!!
*
chukie by Bami77 February 29, 2020

Cackie Jambo 

A professional at dog mimicry with all the potential pitfalls that entails: tripping over her own leash, overstuffing herself on Kibbles and bits, and getting her head rolled up in car windows.
If you weren’t such a Cackie Jambo, maybe you wouldn’t have gotten your head stuck in the toilet seat when you were drinking from the bowl!
A racial slur used to describe ethnic Caucasians.
Fuck that cauckie ass hoogie white motha fucka
Cauckie by MeLiosKa April 21, 2010

Holden Caufield 

A literal reference to the protagonist from the classic American novel, Catcher in the Rye, by JD Salinger, it can be used at parties and social gatherings to inconspicuously ask if anyone has marijuana to sell or share.
Dude 1: "Hey man, did you invite Holden Caufield to the party?"

Dude 2: "Yeah, you trying to smoke a bowl?"