To have sex.
by TooApologetic December 14, 2014
Get the To catch the crazy turkeymug. An Innuendo for sex that starts with a bottle of wild turkey ends in a bedroom and somewhere in between a chicken is killed. Term invented by James Ryan Haywood of Rooster teeth / Achievement Hunter.
by Mr. Damien Bane December 13, 2014
Get the Catching the crazy turkeymug. A sexual act in which 6 chickens, Michael, and Lindsay (as a bird) gather in a bed and make sweet, sweet eggs.
by cjfrey96 December 13, 2014
Get the catching the crazy turkeymug. by gandalfsmagicgaydick December 13, 2014
Get the Catching the crazy turkeymug. Michael: my bed is not for your chicken
Ryan: you have been catching the crazy turkey over there in Lindsey bed over there
Ryan: you have been catching the crazy turkey over there in Lindsey bed over there
by lilnitewing December 13, 2014
Get the catching the crazy turkeymug. To catch the crazy turkey is the act of having sexual intercourse while making turkey noises. There is much more depth to the act; however, little is known, so just some vague facts are spread with certainty, some of them being that it starts with a wild turkey, and ends with sex in a bed, and somewhere in the middle there is the need to kill a chicken.
by Rasus January 31, 2015
Get the to catch the crazy turkeymug. Ryan - "You haven't been sleeping in that bed anyway. Everybody know's where you've been. You've been getin' the- you've been catching the crazy turkey over there in Lindsay's bed."
by Wig Wam December 13, 2014
Get the Catching the crazy turkeymug.