catching the crazy turkey 

A sexual act in which 6 chickens, Michael, and Lindsay (as a bird) gather in a bed and make sweet, sweet eggs.

Michael, you're busy over there in Lindsay's bed catching the crazy turkey.

catching the crazy turkey by cjfrey96 December 13, 2014

catching the crazy turkey 

The act of having sex with your girlfriend when she is dressed as a bird

Michael: my bed is not for your chicken

Ryan: you have been catching the crazy turkey over there in Lindsey bed over there

catching the crazy turkey by lilnitewing December 13, 2014

Catching the crazy turkey 

When you have sex and you make the turkey gobble sound. If you don't know it's too wild for you.

"You've been catching the crazy turkey over there in Lindsey's bed."

"Gobble Gobble baby"

Catching the crazy turkey by gandalfsmagicgaydick December 13, 2014

Catching the crazy turkey 

Catching the crazy turkey is a sexual act, usually done during the Cow Girl position, where in both the male and female flap their arms without rhythm and gobble savagely.

Michael and Lindsay received complaints from their neighbors because they spent the night catching the crazy turkey.

Catching the crazy turkey by Flynt Cole December 13, 2014

Catching The Crazy Turkey 

Gobbling like a turkey during sex

He was catching the crazy turkey from her last night

Catching The Crazy Turkey by WolfenLucifer December 13, 2014

Catching the crazy turkey 

The act of making turkey noises during sex. Best results come from cunnilingus.

Ryan - "You haven't been sleeping in that bed anyway. Everybody know's where you've been. You've been getin' the- you've been catching the crazy turkey over there in Lindsay's bed."

Catching the crazy turkey by Wig Wam December 13, 2014

Catching the Crazy Turkey 

Sleeping in your significant other's bed & having kinky, messed up sex

"You've been over there catching the crazy turkey with Lindsay again, haven't you?"

Catching the Crazy Turkey by 19Parsons92 December 13, 2014