instant carmageddon

an unexpected traffic jam, often caused by an accident, that makes you anxious and will cause you to be late for an appointment.

Sorry I'm late but I was driving along fine on Route 95 when I got caught in instant carmageddon.

by bingaling65 July 17, 2011

charmageddon

n. A full-on irresistable James Francoesque charm storm of Biblical proportions.

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Babe at four o'clock, but don't even bother. She is totally out of your league.

I'm going in. Don't wait up. No one can resist my charmageddon.

So I'll see you in five minutes?

Three.

by gnostic 1 October 7, 2013