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Calorie Bombing

calorie bombing /ˈkal(ə)rē/ bɑmɪŋ
(Verb)

Sabotaging an unwitting dieter with a gift of a scrumptious variety and post ingestion of said delectable dictating the nutritional fact label to them to convey the general unhealthiness or extreme calorie denseness, then watching them wallow in guilt and shame.
Calorie bombing has to stop in this office. I never would have guessed that truffle was 140 calories. Now my diet is trashed.
by emotionSDK March 13, 2012
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Calorie-cramming

The act of eating solely to feel less hungry. Usually applies when someone is in a hurry and has to be somewhere and doesn't have time for a proper meal. Usually involves the shoving of food into one's mouth in an animal-like manner.
I was calorie-cramming on some potato chips and oreos before class because I only had 5 minutes before I had to leave.
by Pathetic White Guy February 10, 2013
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calorie coma

When you eat so much that you descend in a state of lethargy so smothering that you you are too tired to even change channels with the remote
I'll be here on the couch, I just had two triple cheeseburgers, I'm in a calorie coma
by Fatburgerwithcheese January 19, 2011
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calorie seeking missile

A fat person who is draw to calories in the same way that a heat seeking missile is drawn to heat.
When that fat guy saw that cake he turned into a calorie seeking missile
by D. "D Wayne" W. August 22, 2011
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calorie-neutral run

A run (or other form of exercise) at the end of which cake is eaten, leading to neither a net loss nor net increase of calories.
Gary: Hey, why are you eating that humungous slice of cake?

Noel: I'm just finishing off my calorie-neutral run. 5 miles of running = a humungous slice of cake.
by geekinthepinkypink September 25, 2011
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calorie deficit

A calorie deficit is any shortage in the number of calories consumed relative to the number of calories needed for maintenance of current body weight.
To create a calorie deficit, a person will need to reduce the number of calories they eat and increase the amount of activity they do. For example, if you eat 1500 calories a day and burn 2000 calories , you will be in 500 calorie deficit.
by cordied May 26, 2023
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Calorie Cops

When you are overweight and eat something fattening in public and someone says: "Are you sure you should be eating that?"
When you are quite thin, but some nosy scrotesque underweight old man sees that you have a big bag of M&M's and says: "It'll make ya fat."
When you are thin and someone who likes fat people tells you you're too thin. This is usually sexual harassment.
"I was trying to eat a doughnut one morning, but someone called the Calorie Cops. They were eating them too."
"I was proud of my thin new shape and this pervert who keeps trying to flirt with me said I should eat more. What is he, the Calorie Cops?"
Some people were making fun of fat people in line, and I said: "Shut up, you fvck!ng Calorie Cops!"
by MadamexXx February 25, 2009
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