California

Home . the most diverse and fun place on the earth (compared to other countries/states) . great beaches, attractive people, friendly people, LOADS of stuff to do, great amusement parks, great restaurants, has everything (the country, cities, suburbs, beaches, etc .) it has the best weather ever and not to mention it has a tons of songs named after it .
i.e; california by phantom planet, california by hawk nelson, etc .
mom; "i thought you were going to be back in a few weeks . why are you so early to come home from california ?"

daughter; "i went shopping, met the love of my life, went sunbathing, rode a roller coaster, went camping, and went snowboarding all in the same day !"

mom; "wow !"
by DaniCalifornia_ January 25, 2009
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California

Greatest. Place. In. The. World.

what more to say. California has it all!

California. it says it all.
by sebastoin pequot March 02, 2007
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California

Cancer State everything there will cause cancer. The food, driving, anything.
This product has been know to cause cancer in California
by NightBolt April 17, 2019
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California

A state in the USA. Wonderful place to live. I live in Novato Bay Area of SF.
1 beautiful weather
2 Shopping!
3 Sexy Mexicans, mmmm mmm Mucho Grande Taco!
4 The Bridge
5 the sea food, not that shit you call Red lobster Pfft!
6 My cute townhouse!
7 Can you say all over tan?
8 Perfection= CA
You don't like CA you suck
I love California. West coast, South side baby!
by Hollie_Babie December 19, 2004
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A fireplace that provides heat and forest fires to all in the summer. Though it is the home to America's first national park, and is a good tourist state, it's forest fires are devastating.
Joe: I'm going to California this summer!
Theo: You mean that fireplace?
by Iamthebanananananana February 04, 2021
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California is like the popular kid but as a state. All it does is throw party’s and start fires but it will never amount to anything. It has a new drug problem each year. One year it’s marijuana, and the next year it’s vape
Friend 1: Yo you wanna go to California dude!

Friend 2: No I don’t feel like dying of a trig overdose while on fire.
by Moldybigdaddy February 02, 2021
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California: A state despite what most people and even native californians think is an actual very diverse place. I myself grew up in Santa Barbara, it is very much a beach town, full of celebrities and rich kids, but also has your typical middle-class families. The weather actually is near perfect except june we get june gloom. Although I lived in Santa Barbara I've traveled up norther california and gone to the forests, I've been snowboarding in Mammoth Mountain, i've visited San Fransico, I've been in inland and gone to bakersfield, and I've visisted small inland California towns where Marilyn Monroe had been named the Artichoke Queen 1947, and I've driven on the highway where James Dean's car accident happened. I've gone down to L.A and honestly does the smog bother you that much? And why let L.A represent all of California. I've been to at least 10 other states, and they honestly don't compare.
Stereotyper:Everyone out in California is so fake.

Me: Since when?

Stereotyper:.....
by The Telephone Wires December 26, 2007
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